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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa Claus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Sexy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Sexy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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170 cm
19
300 lbs
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190 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Santa Claus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Big Sexy! The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/round1.jpg) The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sexy defending well as Claus loads up on a big left hand. Claus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Sexy shoots in but no luck this time. Claus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Sexy tries for a takedown but Claus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Santa Claus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Sexy. Claus misses with a body kick. Sexy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Claus as he jumps to the side. Sexy shoots in for a double leg but Claus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Claus throws a body punch but Sexy moves out of range. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Claus. Claus doesn't manage to clinch there - Sexy circles away.
Big Sexy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Claus tries a head kick but it misses.
Sexy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
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Sexy is rocked! Sexy has a takedown stuffed. Sexy is still on wobbly legs! Can Claus finish him? Sexy looks gassed! Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Claus! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Santa Claus!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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