PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Armstrong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kramer has chosen O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Armstrong
vs
Kramer

190 cm
18
218 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

[†CoE†]Terror Trition[†CoE†]
[†CoE†]Terror Trition[†CoE†]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lance Armstrong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kramer clinches.
Kramer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Lance Armstrong has been cut.
Kramer has Armstrong pressed against the ropes, preventing Armstrong from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Armstrong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kramer lands an elbow just above Armstrong 's eye.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
Kramer lands an elbow inside that Armstrong shrugs off.
Armstrong wants to get back to striking at distance but Kramer won't allow it.
Kramer lands an elbow inside that Armstrong shrugs off.
Kramer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Armstrong tries to circle away but Kramer has him pinned against the ropes.
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Armstrong is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Nice elbow from Kramer.

Lance Armstrong's cut is getting worse.
Kramer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kramer scores with a knee to the head.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
Armstrong tries to circle away but Kramer has him pinned against the ropes.
Kramer has Armstrong pressed against the ropes, preventing Armstrong from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.

Lance Armstrong's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kramer lands a damaging elbow.
A bit of stalling here from Kramer.
Kramer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Armstrong is breathing heavily.
Armstrong takes an elbow to the forehead.

Jeez, Lance Armstrong's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Armstrong tries to break free but Kramer pushes him back against the ropes.
Kramer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Armstrong in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kramer displaying some good clinch control by pressing Armstrong up against the ropes.
Armstrong takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kramer controlling the action here for a moment.
Kramer lands an elbow inside that Armstrong shrugs off.
Kramer prevents Armstrong from breaking the clinch.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Armstrong's defenses.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lance Armstrong's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kosmo Kramer!