PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Soprano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Soprano has chosen Sopranos Theme Song as his entrance music. Joey Soprano is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Zoolander
vs
Soprano

173 cm
19
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
26
160 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Soprano!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Zoolander connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Zoolander moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Soprano throws a hook but Zoolander avoids it easily.
Soprano pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zoolander looks to land a combination but Soprano avoids it well.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Zoolander scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Soprano looks gassed!
Zoolander thuds a left hand into Soprano's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoolander connects with a body shot.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Soprano takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Zoolander.
Zoolander throws a shot to the body.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Zoolander lands a body shot.
Soprano takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jab by Zoolander.
Zoolander changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander throws a one two combo.
Zoolander clobbers Soprano with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Soprano on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Soprano is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Zoolander darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Zoolander sizes up Soprano with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Soprano on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Zoolander lands a jab to the head.
Soprano avoids the head kick by Zoolander.
Zoolander throws a wild body kick that Soprano sees coming a mile off.
Soprano takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jab, jab by Zoolander - just one landing.
Soprano has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A right-left combo lands from Zoolander.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
Zoolander lands a two punch combo.
Zoolander is working the combinations to good effect here.
Zoolander lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Zoolander jabs Soprano right on the nose. Soprano blinks but takes it well.
Soprano walks into a stiff left hand from Zoolander.
Zoolander wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Soprano takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Zoolander lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Zoolander lands a slapping body shot.
Soprano takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Zoolander throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Soprano takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Zoolander paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Zoolander scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Soprano doesn't seem bothered though.
Soprano takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zoolander lands a right hook to the body.
Joey Soprano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoolander lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Soprano backs up against the cage.
Zoolander is looking to land body kicks.
Zoolander lands with a shot to the body.
Zoolander closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Zoolander fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Zoolander.
Jab, jab by Zoolander - just one landing.
Zoolander scores with a hook to the body. Soprano takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Soprano moves out of range of the leg kick from Zoolander.
Zoolander is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Soprano walks into a left hand.
Zoolander lands the left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander lands a lovely overhand right.
A lazy left from Zoolander finds it's target.
Soprano takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Soprano walks into a jab.
Zoolander scores with a one two! Soprano had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Zoolander lands with a nice combination. Soprano backs away looking to recover.
Zoolander with a jab.
Soprano fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Derek Zoolander is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Soprano doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zoolander looks to land a combination. Soprano sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Soprano takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zoolander misses with a low kick as Soprano jumps back.
Zoolander cracks a nice hook into Soprano's ribs.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Zoolander!
Zoolander scores with a hook to the body. Soprano takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Zoolander moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zoolander with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Soprano takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Zoolander with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zoolander moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoolander thuds a left hand into Soprano's body.
Zoolander lands a jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Zoolander darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Soprano has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A nice combination there by Zoolander.
Zoolander lands with an overhand left.
Zoolander lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Soprano at a distance.
A cross from Zoolander lands.
Soprano doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Soprano needs to keep his hands up - Zoolander had a free shot at his head there.
A shot to de liver by Zoolander. Beautiful body shot.
Zoolander scores with a jab.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zoolander digs a good body shot into Soprano's ribs.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoolander bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Soprano's head.
Soprano takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Zoolander cracks a nice hook into Soprano's ribs.
Zoolander digs a good body shot into Soprano's ribs.
Zoolander works over Soprano's head and body with a nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derek Zoolander dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zoolander with a jab.
Soprano fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Soprano might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Zoolander has got the better of the exchanges.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Zoolander thuds a left hand into Soprano's body.
Nice straight punches there by Zoolander. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zoolander.
Zoolander keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Soprano closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Zoolander works Soprano's body with a nice hook.
Zoolander lands a really nice looking cross but Soprano seems unphased.
Zoolander throws a shot to the body.
Zoolander looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoolander connects with a body shot.
Zoolander slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Zoolander lands a two punch combo.
Zoolander with a jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoolander clobbers Soprano with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Zoolander fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Zoolander fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Soprano on the side of the head.
Zoolander jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Soprano fails to land with a series of punches.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zoolander is looking to wear down Soprano with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Zoolander cracks a nice hook into Soprano's ribs.
Zoolander connects with a body shot.
Zoolander lands with a nice body punch.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
A cross from Zoolander lands.
Joey Soprano is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoolander jabs at Soprano's body.
Zoolander is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Soprano can do to turn this around?
Zoolander lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Soprano backs up against the cage.
Soprano falls off balance throwing a combination
and Zoolander connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zoolander lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Zoolander lands with a hook. Soprano tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Zoolander connects with a jab.
Zoolander scores with a jab. Soprano acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Derek Zoolander is winning the standup battle so far.
Soprano takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Zoolander scores with a decent looking hook.
Zoolander lands a jab to the nose.
Zoolander lands with an overhand left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander throws a sloppy head kick and Soprano moves out of range easily.
Zoolander works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A shot to de liver by Zoolander. Beautiful body shot.
Zoolander fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Soprano on the side of the head.
Zoolander lands a jab to the head.
Zoolander with a jab.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander lands a jab to the head.
Soprano walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soprano walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Zoolander comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Zoolander scores with a four punch combination!
Decent striking displayed by Zoolander there.
Zoolander tries a head kick but it misses.
Zoolander uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jab, jab by Zoolander - just one landing.
Zoolander scores with a shot to the body.
Zoolander lands a lovely overhand right.
Soprano takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoolander lands a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander throws the kick towards the body but Soprano avoids it.
Zoolander lands a right hook to the body.
Jab by Zoolander.
Zoolander attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Soprano swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zoolander counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Zoolander throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Zoolander displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Soprano fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Zoolander scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Zoolander scores with a jab to the body.
Soprano walks into a straight right hand from Zoolander.
Zoolander scores with a nice strike.
Zoolander scores with a nice right hand.
Zoolander lands a lovely overhand right.
Soprano drops his hands momentarily and Zoolander takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zoolander fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Zoolander scores with a one two! Soprano had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Zoolander thuds a left hand into Soprano's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Soprano checks a low kick from Zoolander.
Nice shot by Zoolander.
Soprano takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Zoolander scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Soprano doesn't seem bothered though.
Zoolander lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Soprano takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zoolander tests Soprano's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Nice body punch from Zoolander.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soprano throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Zoolander counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Zoolander lands with a shot to the body.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.
Zoolander lands a right hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Soprano tries to move into range but Zoolander moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derek Zoolander dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Zoolander scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Zoolander lands with a nice body punch.
Zoolander throws a one two combo.
Zoolander paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Zoolander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zoolander fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Soprano looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab from Zoolander.
Zoolander connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Soprano takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Soprano is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Zoolander.
Zoolander scores with a shot to the body.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zoolander lands a body shot.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Zoolander lands a body shot.
Soprano takes one to the side of the head.
Zoolander cracks a nice hook into Soprano's ribs.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zoolander is looking to land body kicks.
Zoolander punishes Soprano's body with a nice straight punch.
Zoolander's corner calls for a 1-2. Zoolander obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zoolander goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zoolander moves into range and connects with a jab.
Zoolander throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Soprano stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A right-left combo lands from Zoolander.
Zoolander with a hook.
Zoolander scores with a jab to the jaw.
Soprano takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zoolander getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zoolander lands with an overhand left.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with an open hand slap.
Zoolander throws a push kick but Soprano slaps the foot to one side.
Soprano takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Soprano has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Zoolander lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Soprano backs up against the cage.
Zoolander lands with an uppercut that bounces Soprano off the cage and back into rage.
Soprano takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander lands a right hook to the body.
Zoolander cracks a nice hook into Soprano's ribs.
Soprano takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zoolander throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Zoolander closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Good shot there by Zoolander.
Soprano moves out of range of the body kick from Zoolander.
Zoolander moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander lands with a shot to the body.
Zoolander lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Soprano falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Zoolander to counter with a crisp jab.
Zoolander lands a nice looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoolander looks to land a body kick but Soprano moved away.
Zoolander listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Zoolander connects with a body shot.
Jab from Zoolander.
Derek Zoolander is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Zoolander.
Zoolander wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Zoolander throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Zoolander goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Soprano on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Soprano doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zoolander scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Zoolander lands with a hook. Soprano tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Soprano fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Zoolander throws a series of strikes that have Soprano backpedaling.
Zoolander lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoolander jabs at Soprano's body.
Soprano takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zoolander throws a series of strikes that have Soprano backpedaling.
Zoolander looks to land a combination. Soprano sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Zoolander lands a body shot.
Zoolander digs a good hook to Soprano's body.
Soprano takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Zoolander cracks Soprano with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander scores with a jab.
A left and a right from Zoolander both land. Nice combination.
Zoolander lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A big right from Soprano misses.
Soprano takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoolander tried to score with a low kick but Soprano checks it.
Zoolander getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zoolander lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Soprano at a distance.
Zoolander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Soprano takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zoolander bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Soprano's head backwards.
Soprano has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Zoolander finds it's way round the side to connect with Soprano's head.
Zoolander tests Soprano's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soprano needs to keep his hands up - Zoolander had a free shot at his head there.
Zoolander scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Joey Soprano has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zoolander jabs at Soprano's body.
Zoolander lands a jab to Soprano's midsection.
Zoolander scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Soprano doesn't seem bothered though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Derek Zoolander showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Zoolander has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:24
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derek Zoolander!