PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griffin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rock Lobster. Griffin has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. This should be a great matchup!

Griffin
vs
Kong

195 cm
19
272 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
23
155 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, King Kong!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Griffin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Griffin looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
A right-left combo lands from Kong.
King Kong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kong throws a series of punches but Griffin avoids them all with ease.
Griffin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kong lands with a kick to the temple. Griffin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kong throws a head kick that half lands.
Griffin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kong lands a head kick. Griffin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kong works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Griffin doesn't manage to clinch there - Kong circles away.
Kong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kong scores with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Kong.
Whack! Kong lands a heavy head kick that drops Griffin. The ref tackles Kong to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Griffin was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). King Kong!