PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Molar Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Intel Processor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Bear
vs
Processor

204 cm
19
265 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

196 cm
19
245 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Molar Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Intel Processor!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear throws a head kick but Processor moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Processor stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Processor wants it to stay on the feet.
Processor throws a right and a left that Bear avoids nicely.
Bear defending well as Processor loads up on a big left hand.
Bear rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Processor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Processor scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Molar Bear has been cut.
Bear slips under a jab.
Processor slips a jab and a cross from Bear.
Processor misses with a hook.
Processor throws a big shot that misses.
Processor throws a jab but it's blocked by Bear.
Bear connects with a high kick.
Processor digs a good body shot into Bear's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No joy there for Processor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Processor cracks Bear with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bear looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Processor finish him?
Bear is breathing heavily.
Processor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bear sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Processor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Processor throws a hook but Bear avoids it easily.
Bear is trying hard to land a takedown here. Processor sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Processor throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Processor ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Bear's jaw. Bear's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Processor does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Intel Processor!