PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milk Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson Drone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drone has chosen t.i and ludacris-wish you would as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Man
vs
Drone

198 cm
19
155 lbs
4 - 11 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Milk Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tyson Drone!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drone fails with an attempt to clinch.
Drone throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Man circles away from the clinch attempt.
Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Drone lands a big head kick that sends Man tumbling to the mat! Drone takes a step backwards and waves Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Man is rocked!
Man is looking to clinch.
Oh Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man drops his hands momentarily and Drone needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Man just on the top of the head. Man drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Man - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tyson Drone!