PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dung Pee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nicholas Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palmer has chosen The Matches - Papercut Skin as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Pee
vs
Palmer

169 cm
25
169 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

173 cm
21
170 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

THE STEEL PENN NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Dung Pee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nicholas Palmer!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pee shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Palmer as he jumps to the side.
Pee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pee moves in looking to clinch but Palmer pushes him off.
Palmer lands with a hook. Pee tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Palmer lands a nice looking body shot.
Palmer throws a head kick that Pee semi-blocks.
Pee throws a lazy head kick
and Palmer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Palmer circles away from the clinch attempt
and Palmer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pee misses with a head kick.
Pee throws a lazy head kick
and Palmer counters with a two punch combo.
Pee takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pee will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Palmer looks to land a body kick but Pee moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pee throws a head kick but Palmer moves out of range.
A left and a right from Palmer both land. Nice combination.
Pee is breathing heavily.
Pee tries to clinch
and Palmer counters with a straight right hand.
Palmer circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Palmer counter with a right hand.
Palmer lands with a right hand.

It looks like Dung Pee has been cut.
A head kick by Pee misses
and Palmer counters with a stiff right hand.
Nicholas Palmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left lands for Palmer.
A jab from Palmer finds it's way through Pee's defenses.
Pee tries to clinch but Palmer moves away
and Palmer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Palmer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pee momentarily.
Palmer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Pee had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Palmer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pee.
Pee misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Palmer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pee tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Palmer counters with a nice uppercut.
Palmer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pee doesn't seem bothered though.
Palmer lands a slapping body shot.
Palmer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pee doesn't seem bothered though.
Pee takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Palmer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Palmer scores with a decent looking hook.
Palmer cracks Pee with a right hand to the side of the head.
Palmer throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Palmer cracks Pee with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Palmer cracks Pee with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Palmer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Palmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pee moves out of range of the body kick.
Pee stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palmer.
Palmer works Pee's body with a nice hook.
Pee looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Palmer scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pee takes a kick to the side of the head.
Palmer tries a head kick but it misses.
Palmer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Palmer lands a high kick!
Palmer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pee stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palmer.
Pee takes a kick to the side of the head.
Palmer catches Pee with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Palmer connects with a right hand. Pee shakes it off.
Pee tries to clinch but Palmer moves away
and Palmer counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Palmer, as that shot connected.
Palmer digs a good hook to Pee's body.
Palmer works over Pee's head and body with a nice combination.
Palmer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pee at a distance.
Palmer lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dung Pee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palmer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Palmer scores with a sloppy right hand. Pee should have avoided that one.
Pee takes one to the chin there.
Pee takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A head kick from Palmer lands but Pee takes it in his stride.
Pee tries to clinch but Palmer moves away
and Palmer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palmer jabs Pee right on the nose. Pee blinks but takes it well.
Palmer scores with a jab. Pee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Palmer scores with a hook to the body. Pee takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Palmer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nicholas Palmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dung Pee's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Palmer thuds his shin into the meat of Pee's side.
Pee closes the distance looking to clinch
and Palmer counters with a nice body kick.
Pee tries to clinch but Palmer moves away
and Palmer counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Pee might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Palmer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Palmer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pee's head.
Pee takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Palmer works Pee's body with a nice hook.
Pee takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Dung Pee's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pee takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nicholas Palmer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Palmer with a jab.
Palmer lands with a nice body punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Palmer, as that shot connected.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Palmer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Palmer throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Palmer lands a jab.
Pee tries to move into range but Palmer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Palmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice shot by Palmer.
Palmer connects with the punch.
Palmer lands with a nice combination. Pee backs away looking to recover.
Palmer swinging wildly here.
Palmer scores with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palmer lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Palmer throws a head kick that misses.
Pee closes the distance but Palmer moves to the side
and Palmer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Palmer.
Palmer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A slapping body kick lands there for Palmer.
Pee takes a kick to the side of the head.

Dung Pee's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Palmer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Palmer with a jab.
Palmer throws a head kick but Pee moves out of range.
Pee thows a leg kick but Palmer checks it
and Palmer counters with a right hand to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Palmer scores with a four punch combination!
Good standup being displayed there by Palmer as he connects with a hook.
Palmer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Palmer lands a jab to Pee's midsection.
Palmer lands a jab to the head.
Palmer digs a good body shot into Pee's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer scores with a sloppy right hand. Pee should have avoided that one.
Palmer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Palmer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nice straight punches there by Palmer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Palmer.
Palmer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Palmer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Palmer misses with a body kick.
Pee darts in trying to clinch
and Palmer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Palmer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pee looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Palmer thuds his right hand into Pee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Jeez, Dung Pee's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
An inside leg kick lands from Palmer.
Pee is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Palmer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palmer lunges at Pee with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pee's hand.
Palmer connects with a single shot there.
Dung Pee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Palmer.
Jab, jab by Palmer - just one landing.
Palmer stuns Pee with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Palmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pee takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dung Pee's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nicholas Palmer!