PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ludwig von Mises (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nikola Tesla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tesla has chosen AC/DC's Thunderstruck as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

von Mises
vs
Tesla

177 cm
24
150 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

177 cm
22
154 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ludwig von Mises!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nikola Tesla!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tesla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
von Mises throws an overhand right that lands on Tesla's shoulder, as Tesla tries to avoid the shot.
Tesla throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
von Mises takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice body punch from von Mises.
von Mises misses with a hook.
Tesla moves out of range as von Mises strikes.
von Mises misses with a straight left.
Tesla on the wrong end of a nice hook.
von Mises throws a jab but it's blocked by Tesla.
Tesla ducks under a wild hook from von Mises.
von Mises thuds a left hand into Tesla's body.
von Mises swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tesla counters with a straight right hand.
Tesla looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tesla throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tesla motions for von Mises to come forward. Tesla throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
von Mises throws a shot from downtown. Tesla moves away and avoids it.
Tesla scores with a shot to the body.
Tesla moves out of range as von Mises strikes.
Tesla misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tesla, as that shot connected.
von Mises throws a chopping leg kick but Tesla manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from von Mises.
von Mises throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Tesla counter with a right hand.
Tesla slips a straight right by von Mises.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
von Mises swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tesla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
von Mises throws the left hand but Tesla avoids the punch easily.
von Mises takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice defenses there by Tesla.
Tesla steps to the side to avoid the strikes from von Mises.
von Mises throws out a loose jab but Tesla uses good head movement to avoid it.
von Mises lands a glancing blow to the side of Tesla's head.
Tesla throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tesla stuns von Mises with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tesla fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ludwig von Mises seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Mises throws a shot from downtown. Tesla moves away and avoids it.
Tesla with a nice cross.
Tesla slips under a jab from von Mises.
Tesla takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
von Mises scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tesla in his tracks.
A decent looking cross lands there for von Mises.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
von Mises lands the left hand.
von Mises throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tesla stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
von Mises misses with a body kick.
Tesla getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice body punch from Tesla.
von Mises thows a left - swing and a miss!
von Mises jabbing away but nothing is landing.
von Mises throws an overhand right that lands on Tesla's shoulder, as Tesla tries to avoid the shot.
Tesla works the jab nicely.
Tesla checks the leg kick nicely there.
von Mises throws a hook but Tesla avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Mises misses with a body punch
and von Mises takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from von Mises lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tesla has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tesla and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tesla is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! von Mises had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tesla slips under a jab from von Mises.
von Mises throws a lazy right hand but Tesla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
von Mises misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tesla counters with a left to the body.
Nice cross by Tesla.
von Mises misses with a jab to the body
and Tesla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tesla takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tesla lands a really nice looking cross but von Mises seems unphased.
von Mises throws a hook but Tesla avoids it easily.
von Mises works Tesla's body with a nice hook.
Tesla connects with a nice looking jab.
von Mises throws the left hand but Tesla avoids the punch easily.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
von Mises swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tesla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
von Mises falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tesla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Tesla.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
von Mises jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tesla moves out of range of the strikes.
von Mises throws a leg kick but Tesla moved away.
Tesla jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
von Mises throws a jab when Tesla was well out of range.
Tesla lands an overhand right.

von Mises is rocked!
Tesla walks forward and throws a big overhand right! von Mises drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Tesla swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from von Mises's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nikola Tesla!