PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Whocares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Sinclair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Whocares's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Megadeth - Killing is my business. Dan Sinclair is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Whocares
vs
Sinclair

190 cm
20
200 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

186 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

S.W.A.T.
Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Whocares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dan Sinclair!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whocares throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sinclair.
Whocares looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
A swing and a miss from Sinclair.
Sinclair takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Whocares avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses.
Sinclair drops Whocares with a left right combo! Sinclair follows him down to the ground into side control.

Whocares is rocked!

It looks like Bobby Whocares has been cut.
Whocares tries to improve position but can't.
Oh Whocares is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Whocares tries to control but Sinclair manages to take his back.
Whocares is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Sinclair.
Whocares seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whocares trying to control the action but Sinclair just sinks the hooks in.
Sinclair is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Despite being in the dominant position, Dan Sinclair just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Sinclair throws a low kick but it's checked well by Whocares.
Sinclair misses with a double jab

and Whocares moves into the clinch.
Whocares wants to stall.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair wants to break free but Whocares has control.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.
Whocares prevents Sinclair from breaking the clinch.
Whocares prevents Sinclair from breaking the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Whocares lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair is trying to break free.

Whocares breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sinclair throws a head kick that misses.
Sinclair fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sinclair throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Whocares.
Sinclair sends Whocares crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sinclair is motioning to the referee to let Whocares up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Sinclair walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Whocares checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sinclair throws a right hand that Whocares ducks under and follows up with a left that Whocares also avoids with ease.
Sinclair looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Sinclair.
Sinclair looks to land a left hand but Whocares moved out of range nicely.
Dan Sinclair is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sinclair takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Sinclair misses with a left hand
and Whocares counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Sinclair is lucky that one didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Sinclair dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Whocares's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sinclair throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Whocares.
Whocares showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sinclair.
Sinclair swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A combination from Whocares does no damage.
Whocares misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sinclair misses with the combination.
Sinclair thows a leg kick but Whocares checks it
and Whocares counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Sinclair misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sinclair misses with a wild combination.
Some wild striking there from Sinclair.

Whocares rushes Sinclair and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Whocares breaks from the clinch.
Sinclair will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sinclair dodges the punch combination from Whocares.
Whocares throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sinclair.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sinclair rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whocares moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.

Whocares breaks from the clinch.
Whocares blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Whocares tries to clinch but Sinclair moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Sinclair. That snapped Whocares's head back.
Sinclair misses with a double jab
and Whocares counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Sinclair is lucky that one didn't land flush.
No joy there for Sinclair, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whocares throws a head kick but Sinclair moves out of range.
Sinclair swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Whocares counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Whocares.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair can't break the clinch.

Whocares breaks the clinch.

Whocares clinches up with Sinclair and pushes him back against the cage.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Whocares lands an elbow just above Sinclair 's eye.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Whocares is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sinclair pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sinclair is trying to break free.

Whocares escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sinclair misses with a series of wild punches.
Sinclair misses with a double jab.

Whocares clinches.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Whocares prevents Sinclair from breaking the clinch.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair can't break the clinch.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.

Whocares breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Whocares.
Whocares misses with a takedown attempt - Sinclair sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Sinclair rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whocares moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A solid body kick from Whocares.

Whocares feints and as Sinclair raises his hands in defense, Whocares changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Sinclair is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Sinclair pulls Whocares in close to prevent any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Whocares trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sinclair looking to hit a scissor sweep but Whocares is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Whocares dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Whocares's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Sinclair swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sinclair misses with a two punch combination.
Sinclair pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses.
Whocares ducks under a wild hook from Sinclair.
Sinclair swinging wilding here.
Whocares looks for a takedown but Sinclair sprawls well.
Whocares lands a jab-cross combination.
Whocares lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sinclair fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Whocares takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sinclair jabs at Whocares's body.
Sinclair misses with a low kick.

Sinclair tries to keep at a distance but Whocares has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sinclair can't break the clinch.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Sinclair wants to break the clinch but can't.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair wants to break free but Whocares has control.
Sinclair can't break the clinch.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Whocares breaks from the clinch.
Whocares pushes Sinclair away with a front kick.
Dan Sinclair seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sinclair takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Whocares fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Sinclair sprawls well initially but Whocares persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Whocares is pressing down on Sinclair's thigh, looking to free his foot. Sinclair is holding on for now.
Whocares wants to stand but his hand is trapped. Sinclair uses the opportunity to regain full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sinclair scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Whocares moves into the clinch successfully.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Whocares breaks the clinch.

Whocares gets a clinch.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Whocares lands an elbow that stopped Sinclair in his tracks for a moment.
Sinclair wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Sinclair wants to break free but Whocares has control.
Whocares lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sinclair wants to break free but Whocares has control.
Sinclair is trying to break free.

Whocares breaks the clinch.

Whocares closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Sinclair to the mat! Sinclair manages to get full guard.
Whocares trying to control the position from guard on top but Sinclair is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whocares throws and elbow that misses. Sinclair uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Whocares's guard. Nice move by Sinclair!
Whocares is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Whocares trying to control the position.
Sinclair is stalling in the full guard.
Whocares looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Whocares checks a low kick from Sinclair.
Sinclair misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sinclair misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sinclair fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Whocares manages to avoid it.
Sinclair swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Whocares moves into the clinch.
Sinclair is trying to break free.
Sinclair wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Whocares prevents Sinclair from breaking the clinch.
Sinclair has had enough of the clinch but Whocares keeps him there for the moment.
Whocares keeps control of Sinclair as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sinclair wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sinclair tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Whocares gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Whocares manages to break the clinch.
A big left from Sinclair misses.
Whocares swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Whocares showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Whocares has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Whocares!