PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Malp Revittaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carmen Sandiego (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Carmen Sandiego was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Revittaja
vs
Sandiego

183 cm
23
210 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

185 cm
19
210 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Malp Revittaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Carmen Sandiego!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Revittaja.
Revittaja throws a right hand that Sandiego ducks under and follows up with a left that Sandiego also avoids with ease.
Revittaja misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Revittaja lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Revittaja cracks a nice hook into Sandiego's ribs.
Revittaja misses with the combination.
Revittaja takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sandiego misses with a low kick.
Sandiego misses the shot to the body.
Sandiego fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Revittaja dodges the punch combination from Sandiego.
Revittaja lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Carmen Sandiego has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Revittaja scoring well with a low kick there.
Revittaja swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sandiego counters with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Revittaja dips to his left and cracks Sandiego with an uppercut!
Sandiego takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Revittaja misses with a series of wild punches.
Sandiego moves out of range as Revittaja strikes.
Sandiego with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Revittaja to score with a decent uppercut.
Revittaja misses with a combination
and Sandiego counters with a stiff right hand.
Revittaja cracks Sandiego with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Revittaja looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Revittaja swinging wildly here.
Sandiego takes a swing at Revittaja's ribcage but misses.
Sandiego swinging wildly here.
Sandiego defending well as Revittaja loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Revittaja blocks the body kick.
Donk. Sandiego catches Revittaja right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Malp Revittaja has been cut.
Revittaja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sandiego.
Revittaja misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Sandiego counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Revittaja thinking.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Revittaja misses with an uppercut.
Sandiego misses with the combination.
Sandiego tries for a takedown but Revittaja sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Revittaja throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Sandiego counter with a right hand.
Revittaja keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Revittaja scores with a nice head shot.
Revittaja throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sandiego.
Sandiego is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Revittaja.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sandiego walks into a jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Sandiego.
Malp Revittaja has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carmen Sandiego.
Sandiego looks gassed!
Revittaja throws a combination that misses
and Sandiego counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A punch combination from Revittaja misses.
Revittaja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sandiego.
Revittaja throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Revittaja misses with a two punch combination.
Revittaja swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sandiego counters with a nice low kick that buckles Revittaja's knee momentarily.
Sandiego staying out of range there.
Revittaja misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Sandiego fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Revittaja manages to avoid it.
A combination from Revittaja does no damage.
Revittaja misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Malp Revittaja is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Revittaja's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Revittaja duly obliges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sandiego has a takedown stuffed.
Revittaja swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sandiego counters with a stiff right hand.
Sandiego blocks a jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Revittaja checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sandiego misses with a head kick.
No luck for Sandiego with that takedown attempt.
Revittaja throws a hook to the side of Sandiego's head but Sandiego sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sandiego takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Revittaja misses with a body shot
and Sandiego counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sandiego dodges the punch combination from Revittaja.
Sandiego closes the distance and clinches up with Revittaja, looking for a takedown. Sandiego pushes Revittaja against the ropes but Revittaja circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Revittaja tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sandiego was well out of range. Poor timing from Revittaja.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Malp Revittaja dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

A leg kick checked by Revittaja.
Revittaja swings for the body but Sandiego moves out of range.
Revittaja lands a nice shot to the body.
Revittaja misses with a wild combination.
Revittaja throws a jab but it's blocked by Sandiego.
Revittaja misses with a straight right.
A big right from Revittaja misses.
Revittaja throws a right hand that Sandiego ducks under and follows up with a left that Sandiego also avoids with ease.
Sandiego showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Revittaja.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Revittaja looks to land a combination but Sandiego avoids it well.
Malp Revittaja is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Revittaja throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sandiego sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sandiego slips a jab and a cross from Revittaja.
Sandiego connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Revittaja misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sandiego dodges the punch combination from Revittaja.
Revittaja is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sandiego.
Malp Revittaja is winning the standup battle so far.
Sandiego ducks under a wild hook from Revittaja.
Sandiego throws a head kick that misses
and Revittaja counters with a three punch combo that has Sandiego backing up. Sandiego nods at Revittaja to acknowledge the strikes.
Revittaja has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Malp Revittaja's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sandiego shoots for a double leg takedown but Revittaja sprawls well. He's pushed Sandiego's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Revittaja throws a combination. Sandiego tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sandiego will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Revittaja lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Sandiego is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sandiego takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sandiego is still on wobbly legs! Can Revittaja finish him?
Malp Revittaja seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Revittaja throws a head kick that misses

and Sandiego counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Sandiego.
Sandiego wants to control from the top but Revittaja keeps moving.
Sandiego seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Revittaja has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Sandiego can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Sandiego stopping the sweep attempt from Revittaja.
Revittaja looking to control.
Sandiego scoring with some ground and pound.
Sandiego trying to control the position from guard on top but Revittaja is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Revittaja seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Sandiego throwing strikes but missing.
Sandiego really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Revittaja. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Revittaja is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sandiego trying to control the position from guard on top but Revittaja is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Sandiego moves out of range of the body kick from Revittaja.
Sandiego takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Revittaja throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sandiego cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sandiego fails with a takedown attempt.
Malp Revittaja has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carmen Sandiego.
Revittaja lands with a nice combination. Sandiego backs away looking to recover.
Sandiego motions for Revittaja to come forward. Sandiego throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Revittaja connects with the punch.
Sandiego ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Revittaja throws the left hand but Sandiego avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Revittaja does it's job there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Revittaja misses with a wild combination.
Sandiego misses with the combination.
Revittaja uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sandiego.
Revittaja scores with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Revittaja moves into range and connects with a jab.
Revittaja misses with a looping right.
Revittaja throws a left and a right that both miss

and Sandiego counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Revittaja!
Revittaja gets back to half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Revittaja slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sandiego stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Revittaja swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sandiego stops Revittaja from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Malp Revittaja will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Revittaja's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Revittaja throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sandiego sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Revittaja fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sandiego manages to avoid it.
A left lands for Revittaja.
Sandiego has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Revittaja throws a left that rocks Sandiego and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Revittaja dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Sandiego regain composure!
Revittaja cracks Sandiego with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Revittaja immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Sandiego is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Revittaja!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Malp Revittaja!