PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Don Juan Delanooch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Juan Delanooch
vs
Simpson

175 cm
18
164 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
155 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Juan Delanooch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Anthony Taglia and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Delanooch throws a head kick that misses.
Delanooch displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Simpson.
Delanooch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Delanooch.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Delanooch.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Delanooch.
Delanooch throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Delanooch missing with a left hand there. Simpson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Delanooch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Simpson shoots in but no luck this time.
Delanooch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Simpson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Don Juan Delanooch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bart Simpson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Delanooch misses with the combination.
Horrible takedown by Simpson or perhaps it was just good defense by Delanooch which made him look bad.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Delanooch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Delanooch.
Delanooch misses with a body kick.
Delanooch throws a hook but Simpson blocks it.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Delanooch.
Simpson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Delanooch swivels and escapes.
Simpson moves out of range as Delanooch strikes.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Delanooch.

Simpson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Simpson seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Delanooch is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Bart Simpson!