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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between David Attenborough (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and yo mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Attenborough comes into the arena with The Odorants - This Night blaring out of the sound system. David Attenborough has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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195 lbs
6 - 16 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, David Attenborough!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, yo mama!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
mama lands a high kick!
mama throws a sloppy head kick and Attenborough moves out of range easily.
mama tries a head kick but it misses.
Attenborough avoids the head kick by mama.
Attenborough closes this distance looking for a takedown but mama circles away.
mama tries a head kick but it misses.
yo mama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
mama throws a head kick that misses.
Attenborough changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. mama looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
mama is not content to let Attenborough control the position.
Attenborough advances to full mount.
Attenborough connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Attenborough lands a big shot there that rocks mama but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Attenborough trying to control but he's not successful this time.
mama is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Attenborough wants to control the pace but mama is squirming around nicely.
mama is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Attenborough scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish mama?
mama is rocked!
That has opened up yo mama's cut even more.
mama looks gassed!
Attenborough prevents mama from getting the reversal.
Attenborough with the ground and pound from mount.
Attenborough in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
mama is still in real trouble! Can Attenborough finish him?
yo mama's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at yo mama's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). David Attenborough!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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