PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between ghfslhsdfjh fvjskvjk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Logan Blinn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Blinn's choice of entrance music: Eye Of The Tiger. ghfslhsdfjh fvjskvjk has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

fvjskvjk
vs
Blinn

190 cm
22
170 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

165 cm
18
176 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, ghfslhsdfjh fvjskvjk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Logan Blinn!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blinn blocks a jab.
fvjskvjk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fighters circling - fvjskvjk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blinn should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
fvjskvjk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
fvjskvjk misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Blinn shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Blinn showed some decent athleticism there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
fvjskvjk wants to get back to his feet.
Well, if Blinn is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
fvjskvjk really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
I looks like Blinn might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

Blinn is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blinn content to control rather than advance.
fvjskvjk wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blinn perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blinn looks gassed!

Despite being in the dominant position, Logan Blinn just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
fvjskvjk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blinn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blinn shoots in and drives through. fvjskvjk sprawls well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Blinn with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling fvjskvjk to score with a decent uppercut.

That has opened up Logan Blinn's cut even more.

fvjskvjk lands a left and a right that send Blinn crashing to the mat, dazed. fvjskvjk thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ghfslhsdfjh fvjskvjk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Logan Blinn's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

fvjskvjk scores with a decent looking hook.
Blinn takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Blinn has eaten all the pies!
Blinn changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. fvjskvjk tries to avoid it but Blinn manages to keep hold of a leg and drag fvjskvjk to the ground. fvjskvjk escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Blinn is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

fvjskvjk cracks Blinn with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Blinn looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can fvjskvjk finish him?
fvjskvjk connects with a nice cross there... Blinn is looking wobbly and fvjskvjk recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Blinn to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - fvjskvjk jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). ghfslhsdfjh fvjskvjk!