PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucking Elbow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinch Clinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Elbow
vs
Clinch

189 cm
23
230 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

225 cm
23
285 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fucking Elbow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clinch Clinch!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Emerson Jorge and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Elbow clinches up with Clinch and pushes him back against the cage.
Clinch lands an elbow just above Elbow 's eye.

It looks like Fucking Elbow has been cut.
Clinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Elbow.
Clinch scores with a knee to the head.
Elbow is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Elbow pushes off an throws an elbow but Clinch leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Elbow throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Clinch dodges an elbow strike from Elbow.
Clinch blocks an elbow strike from Elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Elbow.
Elbow creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Clinch's defenses.

It looks like Clinch Clinch has been cut.
Elbow dodges an elbow strike from Clinch.
Elbow dodges an elbow strike from Clinch.
Clinch scores with a knee to the head.
Elbow throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Elbow.
Elbow throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Clinch putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Elbow in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Elbow throws an elbow but it misses.
Clinch is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Clinch is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Elbow is defending well for now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Clinch takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Elbow looking to slow down the pace here.
Clinch tries to land a knee to the head but Elbow blocks with his arms.
Clinch blocks an elbow strike from Elbow.
Elbow has Clinch pushed against the cage.
Clinch lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elbow misses with an elbow strike.
Clinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Elbow.
Clinch lands a nice elbow.

Elbow is rocked!

Fucking Elbow's cut is getting worse.
Clinch lands a big knee! That's hurt Elbow! Oh, he's all over the place! Clinch lands another knee that sends Elbow to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clinch Clinch!