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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between I Am McLovin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Havid Dasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Havid Dasselhoff has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with I Am McLovin's chin.

Am McLovin
vs
Dasselhoff

187 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

174 cm
21
200 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, I Am McLovin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Havid Dasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLovin is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dasselhoff sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
McLovin shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dasselhoff slips a jab and a cross from McLovin.

McLovin closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McLovin will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dasselhoff is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McLovin's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Dasselhoff keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
McLovin not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dasselhoff won't allow McLovin to pass to mount.
Dasselhoff is looking to improve his position.
McLovin wants to free his trapped foot but Dasselhoff is holding on for dear life with his legs.
McLovin trying to control from half guard but Dasselhoff is working away.
Dasselhoff keeping hold of McLovin's head, controlling as best he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLovin wants to pass the guard but Dasselhoff is defending well.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McLovin scores with a one two! Dasselhoff had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Dasselhoff shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in McLovin's guard.
McLovin keeping moving, preventing Dasselhoff from controlling successfully.
McLovin trying to keep a closed guard but Dasselhoff is proving a slippery customer.

McLovin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dasselhoff pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McLovin is keeping the position for now.

Dasselhoff drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dasselhoff jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dasselhoff is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dasselhoff won't allow McLovin to sweep him here.
McLovin is working hard here to advance position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Dasselhoff scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Dasselhoff missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McLovin wants to get back to full guard but Dasselhoff has passed into side control.
McLovin is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

Dasselhoff looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
McLovin tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLovin tries to lock up and control but Dasselhoff gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dasselhoff lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Dasselhoff is working for a guillotine from mount but McLovin frees his head quite easily.
Dasselhoff looks gassed!
McLovin tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Dasselhoff looking to secure an arm triangle but McLovin defends it well.
McLovin tries to lock up and control but Dasselhoff gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
McLovin tries to buck Dasselhoff off but he can't manage it.

Dasselhoff is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, McLovin has managed to escape the submission attempt.
McLovin wants to hold on but Dasselhoff pushes him away.
McLovin regains half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dasselhoff in particular looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLovin wants to get back to full guard.
McLovin is looking to control Dasselhoff's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McLovin avoid being mounted?
Dasselhoff passes the guard and advances to mount!
McLovin is squirming around, avoiding Dasselhoff's attempts to control the action.
McLovin can't escape the position.

Dasselhoff is going olschool here, as he tries to force McLovin to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so McLovin shrugs it off.
McLovin tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Havid Dasselhoff dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dasselhoff closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McLovin is trying to stand up here but Dasselhoff is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dasselhoff not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McLovin trying to control here.
Dasselhoff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McLovin's head.
McLovin won't allow Dasselhoff to pass to mount.
McLovin wants to get back to full guard.

Dasselhoff is working for a submission of some sort.
McLovin trying to hold on to Dasselhoff's head to control him but Dasselhoff postures up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
McLovin scores with a hook to the body. Dasselhoff takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Dasselhoff closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McLovin wants to control but Dasselhoff is keeping busy.
Dasselhoff is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLovin gets back to full guard.

Dasselhoff is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Dasselhoff got a little sloppy there for a moment and McLovin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dasselhoff has managed to get both his arms back between McLovin's legs - danger averted.

McLovin has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dasselhoff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dasselhoff passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.

McLovin looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dasselhoff is trying to control. McLovin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Dasselhoff is looking for a kimura but McLovin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dasselhoff to get the leverage.
Dasselhoff is keen to just control but McLovin is a slippery customer.
McLovin is trying to get back to full guard.
Dasselhoff seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McLovin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Dasselhoff is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Dasselhoff seems to be working for a kimura but McLovin defends the submission attempt.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McLovin scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

McLovin drives through with a takedown into guard.
McLovin forces his way into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLovin stalling away here and it's allowed Dasselhoff to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Dasselhoff keeping moving, preventing McLovin from controlling successfully.
Dasselhoff trying to keep a closed guard but McLovin is proving a slippery customer.
McLovin has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
McLovin wants to control from the top but Dasselhoff keeps moving.
McLovin wants to pass the guard but Dasselhoff is keeping the position.
McLovin looking to sit in guard and control but Dasselhoff gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
McLovin trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Dasselhoff thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McLovin with a poor takedown

and Dasselhoff counters with a nice double leg into side control. McLovin won't be happy with that.
McLovin tries to improve position but can't.

Dasselhoff thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Dasselhoff throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

Dasselhoff is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McLovin has escaped the position, nice work there.
Havid Dasselhoff has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dasselhoff wants to control but McLovin is keeping him busy.
McLovin is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Dasselhoff off and has taken his back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Havid Dasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

McLovin stuns Dasselhoff with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McLovin lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
McLovin lands with a nice combination. Dasselhoff backs away looking to recover.

Dasselhoff closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McLovin is trying to get back to half guard.
McLovin struggling a bit here.
Dasselhoff wants to lay and pray for a moment but McLovin keeps working.
McLovin wants to control but Dasselhoff postures up.

Dasselhoff thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Dasselhoff is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McLovin is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Dasselhoff wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by McLovin, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLovin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dasselhoff wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Dasselhoff sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but McLovin is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McLovin is looking to reverse the position.
Dasselhoff misses with the ground and pound.
Dasselhoff working away.
Dasselhoff misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
McLovin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dasselhoff doesn't seem bothered though.

McLovin feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Dasselhoff pulls McLovin in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dasselhoff not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McLovin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McLovin preventing the sweep.
Dasselhoff working a defensive guard here.
McLovin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McLovin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
I Am McLovin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dasselhoff misses with a takedown attempt

and McLovin counters with a single leg into guard. Dasselhoff didn't expect that.
McLovin wants to control from the top but Dasselhoff keeps moving.

Dasselhoff uses the cage to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLovin tries for a takedown but Dasselhoff circles away easily

and Dasselhoff counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McLovin is not content to let Dasselhoff control the position.
McLovin is trying to maintain the position but Dasselhoff is very close to passing his half guard.

Dasselhoff is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McLovin is just riding it out for now. Dasselhoff eventually gives up the hold.
McLovin regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dasselhoff drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dasselhoff jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

McLovin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dasselhoff is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
McLovin working a defensive guard here.

McLovin is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dasselhoff looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McLovin looking for a sweep. Not yet McLovin, not yet.
I Am McLovin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Havid Dasselhoff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

McLovin is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dasselhoff defends well.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Havid Dasselhoff.
I've got Dasselhoff winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Havid Dasselhoff!