PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aggravated Battery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Equator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Battery might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Wife Beater. Equator is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Vodka Inferno by Diablo Swing Orchestra. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Battery
vs
Equator

192 cm
20
260 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

198 cm
23
270 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aggravated Battery!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Arnold Equator!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Equator swinging wilding here.
Battery takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Equator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Battery sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Battery fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Equator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Battery showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Equator.
Equator lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Battery shoots in but no luck this time.
Battery ducks right into an uppercut from Equator.

It looks like Aggravated Battery has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Equator lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Battery fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Equator avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aggravated Battery. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Battery shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Equator defends it nicely.
Battery looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A punch combination from Equator misses.
Battery shoots for a takedown but Equator saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Battery showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Equator.
Equator throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Equator scores with the left hand. Battery knows he should have avoided that one.
Equator works over Battery's head and body with a nice combination.
Equator keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Battery shoots in but no luck this time.
Equator swinging wilding here.
Equator scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Battery shoots for a double leg takedown but Equator sprawls well. He's pushed Battery's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Battery tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Equator swivels and escapes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Equator swinging wilding here.
Battery shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Equator as he avoids it easily.
Equator throws a combination. Battery tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Aggravated Battery's cut is getting worse.
Battery shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Equator looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Battery tries for a takedown but Equator sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Battery is breathing heavily.
Equator lands a head kick. Battery smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Equator drops Battery with a beautiful combination! Battery stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Equator is looking for the KO!
Arnold Equator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Equator lands with a right that hurts Battery. Battery looks to clinch but Equator throws a short knee that drops Battery. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Arnold Equator!