PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dustin Hetfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moby Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hetfield comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - Battery. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Moby Dick was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hetfield
vs
Dick

180 cm
23
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
150 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Win Nutritional

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dustin Hetfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Moby Dick!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick throws a hook but Hetfield avoids it easily.
Moby Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hetfield has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hetfield there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hetfield slips under a jab from Dick.
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hetfield ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Hetfield bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Dick lands a left and a right that send Hetfield crashing to the mat, dazed. Dick thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Hetfield is rocked!

It looks like Dustin Hetfield has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hetfield misses with a straight right.
Oh Hetfield is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dick misses with a wild combination.
Dick fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Hetfield to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Hetfield looks to clinch but Dick throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Hetfield taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Moby Dick!