PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Perry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weasel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Suck My Kiss. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Weasel
vs
Perry

197 cm
21
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

192 cm
22
275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tyler Perry!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Alexandre Firmino and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weasel cracks Perry with an open hand slap.

It looks like Tyler Perry has been cut.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel scores with a leg kick.

Weasel lands a big head kick that sends Perry tumbling to the mat! Weasel takes a step backwards and waves Perry back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Perry throws a right and a left that Weasel avoids nicely.
Weasel blocks the body kick.
Weasel plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Weasel lands a lovely overhand right.

Perry is rocked!

That has opened up Tyler Perry's cut even more.
Perry looks to land a combination but Weasel avoids it well.
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Perry throws a sloppy head kick and Weasel moves out of range easily.
Weasel dodges the punch combination from Perry.
Weasel connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Perry looks gassed!
Weasel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Perry. That did some damage!
Weasel misses with a body kick.
Weasel keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Weasel throws a lazy head kick
and Perry counters with a body kick that stops Weasel in his tracks momentarily.
Weasel dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Weasel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Weasel scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weasel plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Weasel scores with a push kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Weasel!

Weasel lands a big head kick that sends Perry tumbling to the mat! Weasel takes a step backwards and waves Perry back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Perry is still on wobbly legs! Can Weasel finish him?
Weasel lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Perry crumples to the floor! Weasel milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wallace Weasel!