PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between ron jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stephen King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stephen King has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

jeremy
vs
King

175 cm
21
240 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

179 cm
22
254 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
KO power

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, ron jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stephen King!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Kavanagh and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

King shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
jeremy looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
King scoring with strikes to the body and head.
King lands with a punch from half guard.
jeremy could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
King thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed jeremy's head.
King scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
King slips a nice elbow through jeremy's hands, connecting with jeremy's forehead.

King is looking for a kimura but jeremy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for King to get the leverage.
King lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Ground and pound from King.
King working over jeremy with some ground and pound. jeremy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
jeremy is trying to get back to full guard.

King is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! jeremy is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Stephen King!