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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 4070 p4p, 3249 weight class) and Rigatoni Soprano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Rigatoni Soprano enters the cage!
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rigatoni Soprano!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler drives through and clinches with Soprano against the cage.
Hitler gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Soprano.
Soprano is working for takedown but Hitler is calmly controlling the position for now.
Hitler breaks the clinch.
Hitler is looking to slow Soprano down with leg kicks.
Soprano defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hitler.
Soprano shoots and misses
and Hitler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rigatoni Soprano.
Soprano looks winded!
Soprano takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hitler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Soprano tries to avoid it but Hitler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Soprano to the ground. Soprano escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hitler tries for a takedown but Soprano sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soprano shoots for a double leg takedown but Hitler sprawls well. He's pushed Soprano's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hitler seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hitler has a takedown stuffed.
Hitler shoots for a double leg takedown but Soprano sprawls well. He's pushed Hitler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Soprano tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hitler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano gets a clinch.
Hitler manages to break the clinch.
Soprano clinches up against the cage.
Soprano tries to break the clinch but Hitler is controlling the position.
Soprano told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Soprano pulls guard effortlessly.
Soprano trying to control the position.
Hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but Soprano is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hitler looking to sit in guard and control but Soprano gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Soprano trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Soprano passes Hitler's left leg - he's now in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler tries to get to full guard but Soprano has control of the leg.
Soprano wants to work for an arm triangle but Hitler is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hitler is controlling Soprano's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Soprano seems to be working for a kimura but Hitler defends the submission attempt.
Hitler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soprano lands strikes from half guard.
Hitler wants to control but Soprano is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hitler tries to roll over but Soprano keeps him under control.
Hitler manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Hitler tries for a takedown but Soprano sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Soprano as he jumps to the side.
Soprano shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hitler defends it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler looks for a takedown but Soprano sprawls well.
Hitler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hitler tries for a takedown but Soprano sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hitler with a poor takedown
so Soprano counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Hitler pulls Soprano in to control the position.
Hitler trying to strike off his back.
Hitler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitler on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hitler tries to get out of the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Soprano trying to control but Hitler is working from the bottom.
Hitler looking to control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rigatoni Soprano dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Soprano takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nice takedown defense from Hitler. No joy for Soprano on that attempt.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Soprano as he jumps to the side.
Hitler rushes Soprano and presses him up against the cage.
Hitler landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hitler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Soprano.
Soprano is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Hitler gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler tries to pull guard but Soprano won't allow it.
Hitler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Soprano is breathing heavily.
Hitler shoots in looking for a takedown. Soprano tries to sprawl out of it but Hitler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Soprano manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adolf Hitler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Soprano shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Soprano showed some decent athleticism there.
Hitler tries to roll over but Soprano keeps him under control.
Hitler looks like he's trying to stand up.
Soprano misses with a head shot. Hitler uses the momentum to regain guard.
Soprano postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soprano postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hitler throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Hitler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Soprano on the ground.
Hitler trying to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Soprano got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hitler has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Soprano has managed to get both his arms back between Hitler's legs - danger averted.
Hitler wants to sweep but no luck.
Soprano got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hitler has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Soprano has managed to get both his arms back between Hitler's legs - danger averted.
Rigatoni Soprano has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hitler keeping moving, preventing Soprano from controlling successfully.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler darts in looking for a takedown but Soprano gets double underhooks and turns Hitler into the cage.
Hitler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Soprano has picked Hitler up - he's going for a ride! Soprano dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Hitler wants to control but Soprano is keeping busy.
Hitler looks like he's trying to stand up.
Soprano is looking for a kimura here.
Hitler tries to get to full guard but Soprano has control of the leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soprano working the head and body with strikes.
Hitler trying to control here.
Hitler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Soprano pulls his head out easily.
Soprano stands up from half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jab by Hitler.
Soprano darts in looking for a takedown but Hitler gets double underhooks and turns Soprano into the cage.
Adolf Hitler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitler decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Adolf Hitler will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Soprano looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Hitler trying to hold on to Soprano's head to control him but Soprano postures up.
Hitler is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Soprano throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soprano is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hitler is just riding it out for now. Soprano eventually gives up the hold.
Soprano prevents Hitler from improving his position.
Soprano takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Hitler is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Soprano has latched onto it... Big trouble! Soprano pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Hitler is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Soprano!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rigatoni Soprano!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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