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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 1 p4p, 138 weight class) and Osama Bin-Semen (ranked 1 p4p, 12 weight class). Parmesan Cheese is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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21 - 4 - 0 |
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22 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Osama Bin-Semen!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin-Semen misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a thumping low kick.
Bin-Semen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A big left from Bin-Semen misses.
Osama Bin-Semen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin-Semen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese.
Bin-Semen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cheese counters with a low kick, right behind Bin-Semen 's knee.
Cheese comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bin-Semen slips a straight right by Cheese.
Cheese keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bin-Semen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin-Semen ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Cheese lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bin-Semen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cheese jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bin-Semen with the counter takedown but Cheese avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin-Semen misses with a looping left.
Cheese slips under a jab from Bin-Semen.
Bin-Semen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cheese.
A shot to the liver by Cheese. Beautiful body shot.
Cheese throws a shot to the body.
Parmesan Cheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Bin-Semen.
It looked like Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bin-Semen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice defenses there by Bin-Semen.
And Bin-Semen tries to counter it with a takedown but Cheese pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Cheese fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bin-Semen misses with a looping left.
Cheese rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bin-Semen counters with a shoot takedown. Cheese fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cheese is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cheese will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Let's hope that Bin-Semen has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Bin-Semen throwing strikes from guard but Cheese blocks nicely.
Cheese keeping moving, preventing Bin-Semen from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen drops back, looking for a kneebar! Cheese looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Cheese looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Cheese!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cheese controlling from side mount.
Bin-Semen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Cheese's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen trying to hold on to Cheese's head to control him but Cheese postures up.
Bin-Semen wants to get back to full guard.
Cheese trying to pass the guard but Bin-Semen defending well.
Still in half guard, Cheese seems content to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bin-Semen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bin-Semen is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Cheese misses with a straight left.
Bin-Semen throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cheese takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bin-Semen goes for a double leg but Cheese avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cheese continues to drive forward.
Cheese slips a straight right by Bin-Semen.
Parmesan Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin-Semen throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range.
It looked like Cheese was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Bin-Semen with a hook.
Bin-Semen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cheese lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cheese but Cheese pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cheese with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bin-Semen to score with a decent uppercut.
Bin-Semen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bin-Semen throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Osama Bin-Semen.
Cheese with the inside leg kick.
Bin-Semen throws a combination that misses
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
Bin-Semen throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bin-Semen swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bin-Semen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen throws out a loose jab but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
It appears Cheese was looking to counter with a kick there.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bin-Semen throws an off balance right hand
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheese steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin-Semen.
Cheese uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bin-Semen.
Bin-Semen throws a big shot that misses.
Cheese feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cheese looks to throw the jab but Bin-Semen is out of range.
Bin-Semen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bin-Semen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cheese.
Cheese quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Cheese misses the jab.
Cheese steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin-Semen.
A big left from Bin-Semen misses.
Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Cheese was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Bin-Semen avoids a kick to the body.
Bin-Semen scores with a hook to the body. Cheese takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cheese misses with an uppercut
and Bin-Semen counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cheese won't be happy with that.
Cheese is trying to work for a sweep but Bin-Semen has mounted him!
Bin-Semen punching from mount but Cheese doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Bin-Semen scoring with strikes but Cheese is staying in there.
Bin-Semen lands a heavy elbow.
Bin-Semen looking to ground and pound but Cheese is blocking nicely.
Bin-Semen misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen landing shots from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese is bucking up trying to escape but Bin-Semen cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Bin-Semen throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Bin-Semen working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Bin-Semen throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Bin-Semen there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Cheese wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Bin-Semen.
Bin-Semen tries to control but Cheese wriggling away.
Cheese holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Bin-Semen tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Osama Bin-Semen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Cheese's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cheese looks to throw the jab but Bin-Semen is out of range.
Cheese connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bin-Semen. Bin-Semen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bin-Semen.
Cheese misses with a straight right.
Bin-Semen feints the counter takedown.
Cheese takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cheese tries to bum rush Bin-Semen with a series of wild strikes but Bin-Semen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bin-Semen blocks a jab.
Bin-Semen feints the counter takedown.
Bin-Semen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cheese stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
Bin-Semen throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Cheese is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bin-Semen slips under a jab from Cheese.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese connects with a body shot.
Cheese connects with a single shot there.
Bin-Semen throws a lazy right hand but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like Cheese was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cheese connects with an inside leg kick.
Bin-Semen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
Cheese stuffs the takedown.
Bin-Semen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bin-Semen lands with a hook. Cheese tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cheese clobbers Bin-Semen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cheese keeps Bin-Semen at a distance using the push kick.
Cheese throws a body punch but Bin-Semen moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese slaps away a takedown attempt from Bin-Semen, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cheese is looking for a counter combo.
Cheese stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bin-Semen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fighters circling - Cheese throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cheese misses with a looping left.
Cheese scores with a jab to the head.
A slow jab from Cheese misses its intended target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bin-Semen! But no joy.
Cheese tries to land a body kick
and Bin-Semen counters with a shoot takedown. Cheese fights it but they end up in guard.
Cheese wants to control but Bin-Semen passes easily into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen thows a huge punch but Cheese dodges it nicely.
Bin-Semen throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bin-Semen throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bin-Semen content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Cheese won't allow Bin-Semen to pass to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cheese is controlling Bin-Semen's trapped leg to prevent Bin-Semen from advancing to side control.
Bin-Semen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cheese defending well though.
Bin-Semen seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Cheese throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bin-Semen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cheese feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bin-Semens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cheese waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bin-Semen.
Bin-Semen lands with an overhand left.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bin-Semen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Bin-Semen punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
Bin-Semen misses with an uppercut. Cheese saw that one coming.
Bin-Semen dives in and grabs Cheese's left leg, looking for a takedown. Cheese pushes down on Bin-Semen's head and hops out.
Bin-Semen slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Bin-Semen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bin-Semen throws a shot to the body.
A big left from Bin-Semen misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin-Semen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bin-Semen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bin-Semen works the jab nicely.
Bin-Semen scores with a punch to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin-Semen fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cheese on the side of the head.
Bin-Semen misses with a takedown attempt - Cheese sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Osama Bin-Semen.
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bin-Semen moves away.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a takedown but Cheese shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bin-Semen throws a right hand that misses
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheese takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bin-Semen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cheese's hands.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cheese.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cheese but Cheese pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cheese fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bin-Semen just manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Bin-Semen throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bin-Semen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bin-Semen misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bin-Semen tries for a takedown but Cheese circles away easily
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bin-Semen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cheese sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bin-Semen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bin-Semen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cheese looks to land a body kick but Bin-Semen moved away.
Bin-Semen misses with a wild body shot.
Cheese has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cheese there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bin-Semen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cheese sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bin-Semen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cheese.
Bin-Semen works Cheese's body with a nice hook.
Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bin-Semen. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cheese half committed to a counter leg kick.
Cheese lands a leg kick that knocks Bin-Semen off balance momentarily.
Cheese lands a jab to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Bin-Semen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cheese bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bin-Semen's head backwards.
A jab from Cheese finds it's way through Bin-Semen's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bin-Semen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Bin-Semen lands a nice shot to the body.
Cheese misses with an uppercut. Bin-Semen saw that one coming.
Bin-Semen scores with a hook to the body. Cheese takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A lazy left from Cheese finds it's target.
Cheese scores with a punch to the head.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Parmesan Cheese will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Jab, jab by Bin-Semen - just one landing.
Bin-Semen misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Bin-Semen avoids the body shot from Cheese.
Cheese is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bin-Semen swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cheese as he jumps to the side.
Bin-Semen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cheese can pounce on him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese leaves Bin-Semen with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bin-Semen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bin-Semen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Osama Bin-Semen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cheese throws a hook but Bin-Semen avoids it easily.
Bin-Semen misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Osama Bin-Semen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cheese attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A clash of legs there as Bin-Semen blocks the low kick.
Cheese takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
Bin-Semen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Bin-Semen digs a good hook to Cheese's body.
Cheese scores with a push kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Bin-Semen throws a sloppy body shot
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheese lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bin-Semen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bin-Semen misses with an uppercut. Cheese saw that one coming.
Cheese misses with an uppercut.
Cheese connects with a leg kick.
Cheese lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cheese shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bin-Semen misses with an uppercut
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cheese lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cheese stuffs the takedown attempt from Bin-Semen. Bin-Semen gets slowly back to his feet.
A quick step to the side and Cheese tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cheese fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bin-Semen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cheese's hands.
Bin-Semen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cheese changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bin-Semen lands with a good body shot.
Cheese lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese tests Bin-Semen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cheese lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bin-Semen.
Cheese stuffs the takedown attempt from Bin-Semen. Bin-Semen gets slowly back to his feet.
Cheese stuffs the takedown attempt from Bin-Semen. Bin-Semen gets slowly back to his feet.
Bin-Semen misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Bin-Semen really felt that one!
Bin-Semen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Parmesan Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bin-Semen swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Parmesan Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cheese has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 49:46
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 49:46
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese!
Parmesan Cheese retains his bantamweight title!
Parmesan Cheese seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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