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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sir Edwin Spankyabottom (ranked 3948 p4p, 25870 weight class) and Vladimir Dudar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dudar has chosen Oscar De La Luna as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be a great matchup!
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sir Edwin Spankyabottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladimir Dudar!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Darius Henderson and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spankyabottom closes the distance and pushes Dudar back into the cage.
Dudar looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Spankyabottom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spankyabottom forces Dudar back against the cage and clinches.
Spankyabottom is trying to break the clinch but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Spankyabottom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Spankyabottom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Spankyabottom working hard to break the clinch.
Dudar with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dudar landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dudar looking to stall.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dudar just leaning against Spankyabottom, taking a breather.
Spankyabottom wants to get back to striking at distance but Dudar won't allow it.
Spankyabottom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spankyabottom can't break the clinch.
Spankyabottom working hard to break the clinch.
Spankyabottom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Spankyabottom wants to break free but Dudar has control.
Spankyabottom tries to break the clinch but Dudar is controlling the position.
Dudar trying to stall but Spankyabottom improves his position.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Spankyabottom is trying to break the clinch but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Dudar tries to throw a body punch but Spankyabottom avoids it by throwing Dudar back against the cage.
Dudar avoiding damage.
Spankyabottom working hard to break the clinch.
Dudar trying to stall but Spankyabottom improves his position.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Dudar prevents Spankyabottom from breaking the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Dudar fails to land.
Dudar pushes off an throws an elbow but Spankyabottom leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Spankyabottom wants to get back to striking at distance but Dudar won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dudar missing with knees to the body.
Spankyabottom breaks from the clinch.
Dudar blocks a head kick by Spankyabottom.
Dudar stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dudar wants it to stay on the feet.
Spankyabottom fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've been informed that Dudar has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Spankyabottom lands a jab-cross combination.
It looks like Vladimir Dudar has been cut.
Spankyabottom dives in and grabs Dudar's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dudar pushes down on Spankyabottom's head and hops out.
Dudar counters with a body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sir Edwin Spankyabottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spankyabottom closes the distance and clinches.
Spankyabottom wants to break free but Dudar has control.
Dudar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dudar tries to stall but Spankyabottom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Spankyabottom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spankyabottom is trying to force a seperation but Dudar has the dominant position.
Spankyabottom wants to get back to striking at distance but Dudar won't allow it.
Dudar looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dudar can't find room to land a body shot as Spankyabottom controls the action.
Spankyabottom is trying to break free.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dudar trying to control the position but instead, Spankyabottom has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dudar into the cage.
Dudar prevents Spankyabottom from breaking the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Dudar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dudar stuffs the takedown.
Dudar tries to keep at a distance but Spankyabottom has taken the fight into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Spankyabottom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Spankyabottom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dudar is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Spankyabottom is keeping busy.
Spankyabottom pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck for Spankyabottom with that takedown attempt.
Dudar is breathing heavily.
Spankyabottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spankyabottom fails with a takedown attempt.
Dudar is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sir Edwin Spankyabottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dudar keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Spankyabottom throws a head kick but Dudar moves out of range.
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spankyabottom goes for a double leg but Dudar avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dudar continues to drive forward.
Dudar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spankyabottom working hard to break the clinch.
Dudar is stalling here.
Dudar leaning against his opponent.
The crowd are getting on Dudar's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Spankyabottom is trying to force a seperation but Dudar has the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dudar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spankyabottom tries to break the clinch but Dudar is controlling the position.
Spankyabottom can't break the clinch.
Spankyabottom can't break the clinch.
Dudar misses with a body punch.
Dudar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Spankyabottom's efforts to push away.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spankyabottom is trying to force a seperation but Dudar has the dominant position.
Spankyabottom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spankyabottom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dudar keeps control of Spankyabottom as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dudar looking to stall.
Dudar keeps control of Spankyabottom as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Spankyabottom tries to break free but Dudar pushes him back against the cage.
Spankyabottom's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spankyabottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A head kick misses from Spankyabottom.
Spankyabottom throws a head kick but Dudar moves out of range.
Spankyabottom throws a head kick that misses.
Spankyabottom shoots for a takedown but Dudar saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Spankyabottom cracks Dudar with an open hand slap.
Spankyabottom closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dudar to the mat! Dudar manages to get full guard.
Spankyabottom stands and steps away. Dudar gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Spankyabottom misses with a takedown attempt - Dudar sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dudar throws a big counter head kick but Spankyabottom avoids it with no problem.
Dudar moves out of range of the body kick.
Dudar wants to counter the offense by Spankyabottom and move into the clinch position.
Spankyabottom tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dudar defends well and Spankyabottom ends up having to push Dudar into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Spankyabottom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Vladimir Dudar's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Spankyabottom rushes Dudar and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dudar prevents Spankyabottom from breaking the clinch.
Dudar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dudar tries to stall but Spankyabottom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dudar misses with a knee to the head.
Spankyabottom can't break the clinch.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
Dudar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spankyabottom wants to get back to striking at distance but Dudar won't allow it.
Dudar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Spankyabottom's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Dudar is looking to control Spankyabottom's arms but Spankyabottom gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dudar has his back to the cage.
Spankyabottom has had enough of the clinch but Dudar keeps him there for the moment.
Spankyabottom is trying to force a seperation but Dudar has the dominant position.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
Spankyabottom tries to break free but Dudar pushes him back against the cage.
Dudar looking to slow down the pace here.
Spankyabottom is trying to break the clinch but Dudar is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Spankyabottom is trying to break the clinch but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Dudar wants to stall.
Spankyabottom manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Spankyabottom.
Spankyabottom moves into the clinch successfully.
Spankyabottom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dudar has him pressed against the cage.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
Spankyabottom can't break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spankyabottom managing to block the knees to the body from Dudar.
Spankyabottom is trying to push Dudar away but Dudar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dudar tries to stall but Spankyabottom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Spankyabottom pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spankyabottom shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dudar pinned against the cage. Dudar gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Spankyabottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spankyabottom lands with a hook. Dudar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Spankyabottom misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dudar.
Spankyabottom drives through and clinches with Dudar against the cage.
Spankyabottom has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spankyabottom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Spankyabottom tries to circle away but Dudar has him pinned against the cage.
Spankyabottom is trying to break free.
Spankyabottom wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spankyabottom wants to break free but Dudar has control.
Dudar is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Spankyabottom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vladimir Dudar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spankyabottom has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sir Edwin Spankyabottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Spankyabottom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sir Edwin Spankyabottom!
The defeated Vladimir Dudar had this to say: 'I am sorry!!!.I Fucking Down!!!.Sorry Treaner!!.Sorry My Fans!!.Sorry My Kids!!.I Looser!!..'.
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