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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Osama Bin-Semen (ranked 547 p4p, 774 weight class) and Giacomo Bandolero (ranked 53 p4p, 76 weight class). Bandolero is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bandolero. Giacomo Bandolero is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Osama Bin-Semen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 27 - 0, fighting out of London, Giacomo Bandolero!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandolero clinches up against the cage.
Bin-Semen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bandolero drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bin-Semen pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bandolero throws a right and a left that Bin-Semen avoids nicely.
Bin-Semen appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bandolero connects with the punch.
It looks like Osama Bin-Semen has been cut.
Bandolero scores with a jab to the jaw.
Giacomo Bandolero seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin-Semen cracks a nice hook into Bandolero's ribs.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bandolero has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Bin-Semen gets tackled into the cage by Bandolero. Bandolero maintains the clinch.
Bin-Semen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bin-Semen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bandolero manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Bandolero finds it's way through Bin-Semen's defenses.
Bin-Semen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bin-Semen misses with a hook.
Bandolero misses with a looping left.
Bin-Semen shoots in for a double leg but Bandolero sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bandolero scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin-Semen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bin-Semen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bin-Semen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bin-Semen throws a body punch but Bandolero moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bin-Semen. Bandolero does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bandolero misses with a body shot.
Bin-Semen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bin-Semen has closed the distance and engaged Bandolero in a clinch.
Bandolero jumps guard and drags Bin-Semen to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bandolero has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Bin-Semen has passed into side control.
Bandolero wants to control but Bin-Semen postures up.
Bandolero manages to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin-Semen works his way into full mount!
Bandolero really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bandolero looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Bandolero has hold of Bin-Semen's leg, trying to break free but it's let Bin-Semen lock up a rear naked choke! This could be big trouble! Bandolero is turning an unusual color here… he's out! Bin-Semen throws him to one side and jumps onto the cage to celebrate with his fans.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Osama Bin-Semen!
A very excited looking Osama Bin-Semen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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