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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 2 p4p, 288 weight class) and Peter Gretel (ranked 1 p4p, 27 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Gretel!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese scores with a push kick.
Gretel takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Crunch! Cheese slams his shin into Gretel's torso.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cheese uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gretel.
Cheese connects with an inside leg kick.
Gretel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gretel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Gretel sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cheese connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gretel fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cheese.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gretel misses with a right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheese misses the jab.
Decent striking displayed by Cheese there.
We've been informed that Gretel has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Cheese fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gretel manages to avoid it.
Gretel looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cheese lands a nice looking body kick.
Gretel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cheese swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gretel throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gretel swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gretel walks forward, straight into a front kick from Cheese.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Gretel clinches up with Cheese and pushes him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Cheese lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cheese has Gretel pressed against the cage.
Gretel blocking some punches.
Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gretel backwards.
Gretel prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Gretel blocks a body shot from Cheese.
Gretel tries to throw a body punch but Cheese avoids it by throwing Gretel back against the cage.
Cheese lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gretel backwards.
Cheese scores with a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Cheese on the inside.
Gretel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cheese.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gretel works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
Gretel blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gretel.
Cheese tries to work over Gretel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cheese wants to stall.
Cheese cracks Gretel with a nice body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese takes a shot to the head.
Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Gretel lands a body punch.
Cheese tries to work over Gretel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gretel blocks a body shot from Cheese.
Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gretel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gretel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gretel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese working aggressively here.
Cheese lands a hook that snaps the head of Gretel backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gretel throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nice body punch from Gretel - that landed with a thud.
Gretel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cheese works on Gretel's body with a couple of short punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gretel was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese.
Cheese looks to land a right hand but Gretel moved out of range.
Cheese keeps Gretel at a distance using the push kick.
Cheese slips a jab from Gretel.
It looked like Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gretel throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gretel can do to turn this around?
Gretel on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cheese swings away with a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gretel on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Parmesan Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Gretel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Gretel throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gretel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Cheese misses the target.
Cheese misses with an attempted mid kick.
Gretel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
Gretel misses with a right hand
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheese throws a lazy body kick
and Gretel counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cheese bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gretel's head.
Gretel throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
Gretel moves to clinch but Cheese breaks away
and Cheese makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A swing and a miss from Cheese.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gretel needs to keep his hands up - Cheese had a free shot at his head there.
Cheese throws a solid leg kick but Gretel takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cheese.
Cheese cracks Gretel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheese throws a leg kick
and Cheese takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cheese jabs Gretel right on the nose. Gretel blinks but takes it well.
An inside leg kick from Cheese misses.
Gretel scores with a nice body kick.
Gretel throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily.
Cheese quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Cheese connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Cheese misses.
Cheese digs a good hook to Gretel's body.
Cheese throws a shot to the body.
Gretel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
Cheese was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cheese misses with a right hand
letting Gretel counter with a right hand.
Gretel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Cheese misses.
Cheese scores with the left hand. Gretel knows he should have avoided that one.
Cheese fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A big left from Cheese misses.
Gretel looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gretel throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Gretel really felt that one!
Cheese connects with a crisp jab.
Gretel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese.
Gretel is trying to counter with his kicks.
Gretel walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gretel misses with a straight left.
A good leg kick by Cheese.
Cheese lands with a hook. Gretel tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Gretel has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cheese.
Cheese swings for the body but Gretel moves out of range.
Gretel is looking to clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that second round.
That's time! Cheese's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Gretel throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily.
Cheese wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cheese scores with a kick to the body.
Gretel throws a lazy uppercut
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Cheese lands a really nice looking cross but Gretel seems unphased.
Cheese throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cheese throws a body kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cheese lands with a cross.
Cheese throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gretel is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gretel gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheese uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gretel.
Gretel moves to clinch but Cheese breaks away
and Cheese counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gretel thinking.
Gretel lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gretel looks to clinch
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Good shot there by Cheese.
Gretel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gretel is out of range and Cheese settles back down.
Cheese lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cheese lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gretel ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gretel throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese counters with a nice body kick.
Gretel throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range.
Cheese bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Cheese on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cheese throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gretel! But no joy.
Cheese tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Gretel is able to avoid easily.
Gretel looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Gretel misses
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Gretel throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a low kick, right behind Gretel 's knee.
Gretel tries to move into range but Cheese moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cheese buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Gretel throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Cheese scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cheese lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gretel will feel that in the morning.
Cheese misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Gretel to counter with a crisp jab.
Gretel's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Gretel gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws the kick towards the body but Gretel avoids it.
Gretel throws a leg kick
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
A nice leg kick from Cheese, right into the meat of the thigh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gretel looks to land a right hand but Cheese moved out of range.
Gretel misses the shot to the body.
Cheese misses with a left hand
and Gretel counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cheese digs a good hook to Gretel's body.
Cheese lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Gretel misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cheese lands a lovely overhand right.
Gretel punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
Cheese scores with a punch to the head.
Cheese rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gretel makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cheese throws a hook but Gretel blocks it.
Cheese lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cheese darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gretel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Gretel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cheese.
Gretel jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheese was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese checks a low kick from Gretel.
Gretel loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Cheese gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gretel misses the jab.
Gretel darts in trying to clinch
and Cheese counters with a thumping low kick.
A low kick from Cheese is predictable there
enabling Gretel to counter with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gretel closes the distance and clinches.
Cheese tries to work over Gretel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gretel misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese presses Gretel against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cheese lands a hook that snaps the head of Gretel backwards.
Nice body punch from Cheese.
A right hand to the body from Cheese.
Parmesan Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheese blocking some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land.
Cheese swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese lands a nice uppercut.
Cheese displaying some good clinch control by pressing Gretel up against the cage.
Gretel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
A short right from Cheese.
Cheese breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cheese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gretel takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cheese looks to throw the jab but Gretel is out of range.
Cheese throws a hook but Gretel avoids it easily.
Gretel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gretel's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cheese connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Gretel scrambles back to his feet.
Cheese missing with a left hand there. Gretel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gretel looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cheese connects with the punch.
Gretel misses with a right hand
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Cheese moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gretel throws a body punch but Cheese moves out of range.
Gretel checks a leg kick.
Gretel misses with an uppercut.
Gretel thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese had his way with Peter Gretel in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Gretel just misses with a punch to the body.
As Gretel backs away, Cheese returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Peter Gretel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cheese bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cheese lands with a hook. Gretel tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Gretel misses with a low kick.
Cheese bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gretel has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A big right from Gretel misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cheese.
Gretel with a jab.
Gretel throws a hook but Cheese blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gretel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gretel looks to land a body kick but Cheese moved away.
Gretel misses with a body kick.
Gretel walks into a left hand.
Gretel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cheese uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gretel has time to react.
Cheese circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cheese counters with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese moves out of range as Gretel strikes.
Gretel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cheese.
Cheese jabs at Gretel's body.
Gretel takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cheese scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gretel in his tracks.
Cheese misses with a looping right.
Gretel throws a body shot but no joy.
Cheese throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gretel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gretel looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cheese misses with a looping left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese lands a jab to the nose.
Gretel tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cheese just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese throws a poor cross that misses
and Gretel counters with a stiff right hand.
Gretel throws a leg kick
and Cheese makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Cheese steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gretel.
Cheese appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
That kick from Cheese tenderised Gretel's leg. Gretel is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cheese pushes Gretel away with a front kick.
Cheese dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gretel. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gretel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gretel.
Gretel takes one to the chin there.
Nice defenses there by Gretel.
Gretel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cheese misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheese misses with a hook.
Cheese throws a leg kick which misses Gretel's front leg but catches the back leg as Gretel tries to avoid it.
Parmesan Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Gretel throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Parmesan Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 50:45
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 50:45
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese!
Parmesan Cheese retains his bantamweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Parmesan Cheese thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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