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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 1488 p4p, 1889 weight class) and Barry Redcola (ranked 174 p4p, 207 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Barry Redcola!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Dean Styles and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Redcola moves out of range of the strikes.
Christ lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ misses with a hook to the body
and Redcola counters with a nice uppercut.
Redcola drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Redcola moved out of range.
Christ looks to throw the jab but Redcola is out of range.
A big right from Christ misses.
Christ looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Redcola darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Redcola misses with a few strikes there.
Christ scores with a jab. Redcola acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Redcola takes one to the chin there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot lands for Christ.
Redcola avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Christ throws a jab but it's blocked by Redcola.
Christ is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Redcola.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Redcola scores with a nice strike.
Christ throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Redcola swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Christ throws a predictable looking body shot
and Redcola counters with a series of strikes. Christ will be more careful next time no doubt.
Redcola jabs at Christ's body.
Redcola uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Christ.
It seemed like Redcola was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Christ lands a jab to Redcola's midsection.
Redcola slips under a jab from Christ.
Christ misses the shot to the body.
Christ misses with a looping left.
Redcola punishes Christ's body with a nice straight punch.
Sloppy strikes from Christ. Those never looked like landing.
Christ throws a hook but Redcola blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christ misses with a left hand
and Redcola counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Redcola stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Redcola tries a head kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Christ misses the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ swings widly with a right hand
and Redcola connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Christ throws a poor cross that misses
and Redcola connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Redcola lands a head kick!
Christ misses with a few strikes there.
Redcola displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christ throws out the jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Redcola, as that shot connected.
Redcola takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Christ throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Redcola sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Christ misses with a hook
and Redcola cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Redcola moved out of range.
Christ throws an off balance right hand
and Redcola cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Redcola is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Christ had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Christ throws out a loose jab but Redcola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Redcola lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Redcola uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Redcola lands a body shot.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Redcola.
Christ tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Redcola is able to avoid easily.
Redcola let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Redcola misses with a two punch combination.
Redcola lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Redcola throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Christ sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Christ throws a lazy uppercut
and Redcola counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Redcola ducks under a wild hook from Christ.
Redcola unleashes a big counter combination but Christ bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Christ throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Redcola to counter with a crisp jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Redcola blocks the leg kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Redcola misses.
Christ misses with a left hand
and Redcola counters with a left to the body.
Redcola throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Christ cracks Redcola with a right hand to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redcola throws a lazy right hand but Christ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Redcola sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ takes one to the side of the head.
Redcola keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Christ scores with a body shot.
Redcola throws a looping overhand right but Christ ducks down to avoid it.
Redcola throws a one two combo.
Redcola displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christ throws out the jab.
Redcola closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Redcola cracks a nice hook into Christ's ribs.
Redcola keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Christ.
Christ scores with a sloppy right hand. Redcola should have avoided that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barry Redcola dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Redcola slips a straight right by Christ.
Christ lands a hook that stumbles Redcola back into the cage. Christ follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Redcola to the canvas! Christ pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Redcola has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jesus Christ waved his t-shirt featuring Punisher's Corner Store's logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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