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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan Jones (ranked 1124 p4p, 1002 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 140 p4p, 130 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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| 189 cm 28 270 13 - 10 - 0 |
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197 cm 29 259 16 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dan Jones! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ! The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Christ throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones. Christ walks into a stiff left hand from Jones. Jones throws a big shot that misses. Christ misses the shot to the body.
Jones manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Christ on his heels. He'll look to pass Christ's guard now, I'm sure. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Christ seems keen to control Jones's posture. Jones wants to control from the top but Christ keeps moving. Jones wants to pass the guard but Christ is keeping the position. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jones slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Jones is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Christ's shoulder. That is not cool. Christ is looking to regain half guard here but Jones keeps moving and retains side control. Christ can't do much from the bottom here. Jones is looking to take a break and control but Christ is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Jones has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Christ! Jones wants to control the pace but Christ is squirming around nicely.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Jones prevents Christ from getting the reversal. Christ is squirming around, avoiding Jones's attempts to control the action. Jones wants to take Christ's back but he can't do it this time. Christ is squirming around, avoiding Jones's attempts to control the action. Jones is looking to take Christ's back but instead Christ gets back to half guard. Nice work. Jones passes to side control.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Christ is looking to regain half guard here but Jones keeps moving and retains side control. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Jones wants to control but Christ is keeping him busy. Jones wants to control for a moment but Christ uses the opportunity to move back to half guard. Jones wants to pass to mount but Christ is defending the position. Christ tries to get to full guard but Jones has control of the leg.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Jones is pressing down on Christ's thigh, looking to free his foot. Christ is holding on for now. Christ trying to control from the bottom.
Jones seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Christ does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Jones is taking a breather. Christ says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. Christ trying to control but Jones postures up.
Jones tries to pass the half guard into mount. Christ knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Jones content to control rather than advance.
 The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dan Jones dominated that round. That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Christ misses with a body shot.
Jones lands a jab to the nose. Christ tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Christ. Good shot there by Jones. Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Christ throws an off balance right hand
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Christ throws out a powerful jab. The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Christ cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Christ misses with a straight left. Christ throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. Christ tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Jones manages to move to mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Christ keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jones tries to take Christ's back but instead Christ uses the opportunity to regain half guard. Jones tries to pass to full mount but Christ defends it.
 That's one minute gone in the round. The fighters are battling for position here. Christ manages to regain full guard. Nice work. Jones works a leg free and moves into half guard. Jones wants to pass to mount but Christ is defending the position. Jones passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Christ!
Christ tries to improve his position but Jones has taken his back! Jones has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Christ tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Jones pushes Christ away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dan Jones!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
36% |
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