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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Nero Vogels (ranked 23898 p4p, 402 weight class) and Herbert Kreischer (ranked 500 p4p, 54 weight class). Kreischer has chosen Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Nero Vogels!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 44 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer throws a shot from downtown. Vogels moves away and avoids it.
Kreischer missing with a left hand there. Vogels was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vogels uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kreischer.
Kreischer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kreischer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kreischer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vogels swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A big right from Kreischer misses.
The fighters circling - Kreischer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kreischer's corner calls for a 1-2. Kreischer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kreischer tries to close the distance and clinch but Vogels swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kreischer moves forwards but Vogels connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kreischer misses with a shot to the body
and Vogels cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Herbert Kreischer has been cut.
Kreischer misses with a looping right.
Kreischer scores with a punch to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer looks to land a right hand but Vogels moved out of range.
Vogels throwing a counter right hand but Kreischer manages to avoid it.
Vogels missing with a left hand there. Kreischer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vogels needs to keep his hands up - Kreischer had a free shot at his head there.
Vogels uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kreischer.
Vogels steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kreischer.
Kreischer misses with an uppercut. Vogels saw that one coming.
Kreischer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kreischer lands with a nice body punch.
Kreischer closes the distance and pushes Vogels back into the cage.
Vogels is trying to break the clinch but Kreischer has him pressed against the cage.
Vogels breaks the clinch.
Kreischer misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kreischer.
Kreischer is looking to clinch but Vogels is avoiding it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer misses with a hook.
Kreischer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vogels throws out the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vogels avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kreischer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vogels swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kreischer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Vogels cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kreischer. Vogels does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kreischer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kreischer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kreischer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Vogels counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vogels circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kreischer misses with an uppercut.
Vogels throwing a counter right hand but Kreischer manages to avoid it.
Vogels lands a glancing blow to the side of Kreischer's head.
Kreischer tries to clinch but Vogels is having none of it.
A little feinted left hand from Vogels on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kreischer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Vogels connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Donk. Kreischer catches Vogels right on the button with a cross.
Kreischer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kreischer scores with a nice right hand.
Kreischer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Vogels looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kreischer looks winded!
A looping hook to the body misses from Kreischer. Vogels does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vogels slips under a jab.
Vogels misses with a looping left.
Kreischer tries to clinch but Vogels moves out of range.
Kreischer swinging wildly here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer throws an off balance right hand
and Vogels counters with a stiff right hand.
Vogels throws out a head kick that Kreischer doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Kreischer crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Kreischer's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
Kreischer is rocked!
That has opened up Herbert Kreischer's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vogels lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Kreischer is still on wobbly legs! Can Vogels finish him?
Look low, kick high! Vogels uses the oldest trick in the book to send Kreischer tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Vogels is absolutely delighted - when Kreischer wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Nero Vogels!
Nero Vogels retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Nero Vogels made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Herbert Kreischer stepped up to the mic, saying 'When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia. This is how it happened...'.
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