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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Kong (ranked 1153 p4p, 950 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 143 p4p, 123 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, King Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Christ.
Christ darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Christ scores with a nice right hand.
Kong misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Christ throws a combination that misses
and Christ takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Christ lands a body shot.
We've been told by Kong's head coaches at SYDNEY ELITE GYM that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Kong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kong went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Kong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Christ. Christ obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kong throws a chopping leg kick but Christ manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Christ rushes Kong and presses him up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Christ gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Christ throws an elbow that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ trying to land knees to the body.
Christ lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kong backwards.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kong backwards.
Kong takes a knee to the side of the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kong.
Christ is stalling here.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kong wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Knees to the body from Christ.
Kong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kong connects with a body shot.
Christ throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ throws a good cross that connects.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christ misses with a left hand
and Kong counters with a stiff right hand.
Kong scores with a sloppy right hand. Christ should have avoided that one.
Oooooh!!! Christ has knocked Kong down with a huge combo! Christ steps away and waves a wobbly Kong back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Kong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kong went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Kong lands a nice hook to Christ's body. Christ takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Christ fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A cross from Kong lands.
Kong lands a big uppercut and Christ crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Christ looks OK. Kong waves Christ back to his feet!
Christ is rocked!
It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Christ moves in looking to clinch but Kong pushes him off.
Kong throws a big shot that misses.
Kong looks to throw the jab but Christ is out of range.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Kong.
Christ tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kong was well out of range. Poor timing from Christ.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong slips a straight right by Christ.
Kong throws a big shot that misses.
Christ ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Christ works Kong's body with a nice hook.
Jab, jab by Kong - just one landing.
Christ has Kong up against the cage in a clinch.
Kong tries to break free but Christ pushes him back against the cage.
Christ throws a head punch that misses.
Kong wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Christ throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kong blocks it with crossed arms.
Kong tries to break free but Christ pushes him back against the cage.
Kong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kong blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ is pushing Kong up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The referee is keeping an eye on Christ - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Christ continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Kong is trying to break the clinch but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Christ.
The referee calls for Christ to work.
Kong is looking to break free of the clinch but Christ has double underhooks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A frustrated look appears on Kong's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Christ lands an elbow that stopped Kong in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like King Kong has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bit of stalling here from Christ.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Christ dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Christ moves into the clinch successfully.
With the fighters up against the cage, Christ throws an elbow but misses.
Christ taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Christ has a couple of punches blocked by Kong.
Kong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Christ avoids it.
The referee calls for Christ to work.
Kong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kong has had enough of the clinch but Christ keeps him there for the moment.
Kong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Christ in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ throws a right hand that misses
and Kong counters with a three punch combo that has Christ backing up. Christ nods at Kong to acknowledge the strikes.
Christ throws a low kick, looking for Kong's leg but Kong calmly moves out of range.
Christ connects with a body shot that sends Kong's belly button to the back.
Kong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Christ scores with a sloppy right hand. Kong should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kong.
Christ catches Kong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Christ lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Christ rushes Kong and presses him up against the cage.
Kong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kong tries to circle away but Christ has him pinned against the cage.
Kong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Christ.
Kong wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kong dodges an elbow strike from Christ.
Kong blocks an elbow strike.
Christ taking a breather.
Christ misses with a punch on the inside.
Christ misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ keeps control of Kong as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kong escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Christ gets a clinch.
Christ stalling.
Christ throws an elbow that misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Christ controlling the action here for a moment.
Christ managing to block the knees to the body from Kong.
Christ is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kong is keeping busy.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kong up against the cage.
Christ has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Kong seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Christ can turn it around.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a knee to the body.
Christ working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Christ.
Kong wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Christ has him pressed against the cage.
Kong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kong wants to break free but Christ has control.
Knees in the clinch landing for Christ.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Christ swings wildly with an uppercut but Kong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Christ.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ tries to throw a body punch but Kong avoids it by throwing Christ back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands with a light punch inside.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
Christ misses with a short punch on the inside.
Christ tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Christ.
Christ using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ throws a head punch that misses.
Kong is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Christ throws a punch but it's blocked by Kong.
Christ is pushing Kong up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Christ swings wildly with an uppercut but Kong uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Christ showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Christ moves in looking to clinch but Kong pushes him off.
Christ gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Christ manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Christ.
Christ tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Christ swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kong breaks from the clinch.
Christ clinches up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong tries to circle away but Christ has him pinned against the cage.
Christ connects with a knee to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Christ.
Christ tries to land a knee to the head but Kong blocks with his arms.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ is struggling to control the position.
Christ scores with a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Christ throws a punch but it's blocked by Kong.
Christ has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Christ leaning against his opponent.
Christ pushes Kong back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kong tries to break free but Christ pushes him back against the cage.
Kong is trying to break the clinch but Christ is controlling him.
Christ tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Kong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Christ swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Kong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Christ.
It looked like Kong was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Christ is looking to clinch but Kong is avoiding it.
Kong swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Christ gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Kong wants to get back to striking at distance but Christ won't allow it.
Nice body punch from Christ.
Kong escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kong manages to avoid it.
Kong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Christ. That did some damage!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Christ, as that shot connected.
Kong throws a jab when Christ was well out of range.
Christ swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Some wild striking there from Christ.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Christ tries to clinch up.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Christ jabs Kong right on the nose. Kong blinks but takes it well.
Kong dodges the punch combination from Christ.
Kong appears to be looking for a big counter.
Christ pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kong is out of range and Christ settles back down.
Kong is looking to counter punch.
Christ moves into the clinch successfully.
Christ lands a hook that snaps the head of Kong backwards.
Christ tries a body shot but Kong blocks it.
Christ lands with a short head shot on the inside.
King Kong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong breaks the clinch.
and Christ counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Kong! He's just covering up as Christ starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
An out of breath and clearly excited Jesus Christ thanked Punisher's Corner Store for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
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