PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andre THE GIANT (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). THE GIANT kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Last Resort. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

THE GIANT
vs
Boxer

225 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

180 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Andre THE GIANT!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
THE GIANT doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Boxer stuns THE GIANT with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
THE GIANT is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boxer drops THE GIANT with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but THE GIANT looks back up at him and smiles so Boxer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

THE GIANT is rocked!

It looks like Andre THE GIANT has been cut.
Boxer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Oh THE GIANT is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boxer closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks THE GIANT out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Boxer!