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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Clack Clack (ranked 23967 p4p, 2219 weight class) and Andreas Jes (ranked 485 p4p, 245 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Clack Clack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andreas Jes!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jes misses with a left hand
and Clack counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jes throws a lazy right hand but Clack sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Clack was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jes checks a leg kick nicely.
Clack has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jes finds it's way round the side to connect with Clack's head.
Clack slips a jab and a cross from Jes.
Jes swings for the body but Clack moves out of range.
Clack doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Clack takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jes getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Clack on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Clack uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jes.
Jes wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jes jabs Clack to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jes connects with a crisp jab.
Clack on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Andreas Jes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clack misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jes.
Clack lands with a nice body punch.
The fighters circling - Clack throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jes fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Clack on the side of the head.
Clack staying out of range there.
Clack tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jes was well out of range. Poor timing from Clack.
Jes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clack ducks under a wild hook from Jes.
Clack tries to move into range but Jes moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Clack misses with a body punch
and Jes counters with a stiff right hand.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Clack jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jes lands the left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clack slips under a jab.
Jes scores with a hook.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Clack rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Jes to counter with a crisp jab.
Clack misses with a wild body shot.
Jes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jes throws a jab when Clack was well out of range.
Clack throwing a counter right hand but Jes manages to avoid it.
Clack rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jes counters with a stiff right hand.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Jes scores with a nice head shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Clack as he connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Jes. That snapped Clack's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Clack misses the target.
Jes keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Clack throws a leg kick but Jes moved away.
Clack thuds a left hand into Jes's body.
Clack looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jes is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Clack had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Jes thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jes slips a jab and a cross from Clack.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
It appears Clack was looking to counter with a kick there.
Jes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jes cracks Clack with an open hand slap.
Jes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clack was well out of range. Poor timing from Jes.
It looked like Clack was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jes.
Jes throws the left hand but Clack avoids the punch easily.
Jes on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jes looks to score with a jab to the body but Clack is just out of range.
Jes fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Clack on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clack tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jes was well out of range. Poor timing from Clack.
Clack blocks a jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Clack misses its target.
Jes throws a jab when Clack was well out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jes.
Clack ducks under a wild hook from Jes.
Clack appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Clack lands a jab to Jes's midsection.
Clack fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jes on the side of the head.
Jes walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Clack! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clack Clack!
A relieved looking Clack Clack thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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