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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 2497 p4p, 2467 weight class) and Titus Sims (ranked 272 p4p, 270 weight class). Porker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix). Titus Sims will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Titus Sims!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Porker misses its intended target.
Sims displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Porker throws out the jab.
Porker throws a big shot that misses.
Sims tries to counter by closing the distance.
Porker throws a right hand that Sims ducks under and follows up with a left that Sims also avoids with ease.
Porker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Porker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Porker misses with a combination
and Sims counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sims blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Sims on the inside.
Porker is trying to maintain a safe position but Sims gets an underhook and turns Porker into the cage.
Sims makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sims presses Porker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Sims lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sims misses with a hook to the ribs.
A hook to the body from Sims.
Sims lands a nice uppercut.
I was talking to Porker's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Sims lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Porker is breathing heavily.
Sims lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sims.
Sims cracks Porker with a nice body shot.
Sims lands a hook that snaps the head of Porker backwards.
Sims lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Sims as the two fighters clinch.
Sims scores with a shot to the side of Porker's head.
Sims pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sims lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Porker.
Still in the clinch, Sims scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sims.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sims.
Sims works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Sims.
Sims lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short left from Sims.
Sims dips a shoulder and cracks Porker with a mighty uppercut! Porker falls back against the cage and Sims unloads with a barrage of strikes! Porker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Sims screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Titus Sims!
Porter Porker was interviewed post fight and said 'Shout out to the Pig Pen sorry I lost I Luh y'all'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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