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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill River (ranked 264 p4p, 371 weight class) and Slimed Undies (ranked 37 p4p, 48 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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| 188 cm 28 185 13 - 5 - 0 |
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180 cm 33 203 15 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bill River! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimed Undies! The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Undies has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from River finds it's way round the side to connect with Undies's head. River comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. River throws a front kick aimed at Undies's knee but Undies avoids it well.
The fight moves into the clinch position. River misses with the head strike.
River tries to stall but Undies uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
River misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Undies. River tries to land knees in the clinch but Undies avoids the damage to the body. A nice right hand lands inside from River. River pushes Undies back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. River lands a left hand.
River blocks a punch to the side of the head.
River goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Undies struggles to land a body shot inside as River controls his hands.
Undies misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A short right hand to the side of the head by Undies. River putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Undies in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Undies blocks an uppercut.
Undies lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Undies has had enough of the clinch but River keeps him there for the moment.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Undies misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by River. River working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Undies pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. River changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Undies throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Undies throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Undies takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Undies shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Bill River seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. River circles away from the clinch attempt.
River looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. River showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Undies.
River tries to close the distance and clinch up but Undies swats him away and circles back towards the center. River moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. River lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
River is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
 Undies is rocked! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A looping hook to the body misses from River. Undies does a little dance to reset his feet.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. A lazy left from River finds it's target. Undies is still on wobbly legs! Can River finish him? River cracks Undies with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Undies falls to his knees and River doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill River! Bill River decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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