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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 870 p4p, 950 weight class) and Alexus Argento (ranked 110 p4p, 117 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dispatch Regulator might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to A Doon Hicky. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Alexus Argento enters the cage!
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189 cm 32 259 21 - 12 - 2 |
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190 cm 32 243 14 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Granite chin |
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Good wrestler Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 21 - 12 - 2, fighting out of New York, Chronian Dispatch Regulator! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alexus Argento! The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and James Glass.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Good standup being displayed there by Dispatch Regulator as he connects with a hook.
 It looks like Alexus Argento has been cut. Argento tries to clinch but Dispatch Regulator is having none of it. Dispatch Regulator is looking for a counter combo.
Argento decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. Dispatch Regulator has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. Dispatch Regulator is trying is best to control the position here. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Argento throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Argento takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Argento connects with a nice short shot to Dispatch Regulator's temple. Argento stalling. Dispatch Regulator wants to get back to full guard. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Argento performing his best blanket impression for a moment. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Dispatch Regulator is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. Argento not landing any meaningful shots this time. Argento wants to control but Dispatch Regulator is keeping him busy. If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup. Argento sitting and controlling from the half guard.
 The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. Argento shoots in but Dispatch Regulator avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Argento looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Dispatch Regulator!
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Dispatch Regulator gets back to half guard. Argento perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. Argento is trying to control the action in half guard but Dispatch Regulator is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Dispatch Regulator is looking to control Argento's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dispatch Regulator avoid being mounted? Argento is keen to just control but Dispatch Regulator is a slippery customer. Dispatch Regulator wants to get back to full guard.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Dispatch Regulator trying to control from the bottom.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet. Argento passes into side control, despite Dispatch Regulator's attempt to control the position.
Dispatch Regulator is trying to get back to half guard. Dispatch Regulator is working hard here to advance position. Argento trying to control the action but Dispatch Regulator is working from the bottom. Dispatch Regulator tries to bench press Argento off him but Argento keeps the position.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Dispatch Regulator keeps Argento under control for a moment. Dispatch Regulator is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
 The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Dispatch Regulator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Argento shoots in and bounces Dispatch Regulator off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Argento throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dispatch Regulator works some decent striking defense from the bottom. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Alexus Argento dominated that round. The cut man is working on Alexus Argento's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Argento ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Argento with the counter takedown but Dispatch Regulator avoids it easily. Argento shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Dispatch Regulator counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Argento defending well as Dispatch Regulator loads up on a big left hand. Argento slips a jab from Dispatch Regulator. Argento tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Argento shoots in and drives through. Dispatch Regulator sprawls well. A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. A big right from Dispatch Regulator misses. Alexus Argento is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Argento blocks a jab.
Argento shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Dispatch Regulator manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage. Argento throws a strike but Dispatch Regulator rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

 That's one minute gone in the round. Dispatch Regulator is pushing down on Argento's leg trying to pass to half guard. Argento is fighting to maintain full guard but Dispatch Regulator has managed to sneak the leg through. Dispatch Regulator trying to control from half guard but Argento is working away. Argento manages to get to full guard.
Dispatch Regulator pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Argento is keeping the position for now. Dispatch Regulator postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Argento trying to control the position.
Argento doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Dispatch Regulator slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Dispatch Regulator fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Argento is looking to regain half guard here but Dispatch Regulator keeps moving and retains side control. A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. Argento managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator working away. Dispatch Regulator looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Argento is avoiding damage well.
Dispatch Regulator throws a strike aimed at the side of Argento's head but Argento avoids it well. Dispatch Regulator wants to stand but Argento has his arm trapped.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Argento is not content to let Dispatch Regulator control the position. Dispatch Regulator misses with the ground and pound. Argento defending against the ground and pound. Dispatch Regulator tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. Argento is trying to control Dispatch Regulator's posture but Dispatch Regulator avoids it. Argento is positioning himself to get back to half guard. Dispatch Regulator trying to control the position but Argento is working away. Dispatch Regulator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Argento can do to turn this around?
 That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Dispatch Regulator just content to control the position. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Dispatch Regulator trying to control the action but Argento is working from the bottom. Dispatch Regulator throws an elbow but Argento slips to the side and avoids it well. Dispatch Regulator sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Argento is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Argento parries the strikes from Dispatch Regulator easily there. Dispatch Regulator is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Argento to escape.
Dispatch Regulator fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Argento can't do much from the bottom here. The ground and pound from Dispatch Regulator seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Alexus Argento's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Argento doesn't manage to clinch there - Dispatch Regulator circles away.
Argento with a lazy takedown attempt and Dispatch Regulator counters with a nice uppercut. Argento uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dispatch Regulator. Argento counters with a body kick. Argento looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dispatch Regulator is fending him off so far but Argento persists. Nope, Dispatch Regulator circles away and we're back to standing. Argento checks the leg kick. Argento slips under a jab from Dispatch Regulator.
Argento takes the fight into the clinch. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dispatch Regulator. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Argento is trying to pull guard but Dispatch Regulator has him pressed against the cage. Chronian Dispatch Regulator has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexus Argento. Argento takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Dispatch Regulator is pushing Argento up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dispatch Regulator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Argento checks a leg kick. Dispatch Regulator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Argento. Dispatch Regulator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Argento at a distance.
Argento takes the fight into the clinch. Argento looking to slow down the pace here. Dispatch Regulator tries a knee to the head but Argento blocks it.
Dispatch Regulator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Argento steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dispatch Regulator. Argento steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dispatch Regulator. Argento will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Argento misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Dispatch Regulator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Argento darts in looking for a takedown but Dispatch Regulator gets double underhooks and turns Argento into the cage. A punch combination from Argento misses. Dispatch Regulator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Argento. Argento dives in and grabs Dispatch Regulator's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dispatch Regulator pushes down on Argento's head and hops out. Nice uppercut lands for Dispatch Regulator. That snapped Argento's head back.
Argento closes the distance looking to clinch and Dispatch Regulator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Good standup being displayed there by Dispatch Regulator as he connects with a hook. Dispatch Regulator misses with a series of wild punches.
Argento takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Argento is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Dispatch Regulator's half guard. Dispatch Regulator is looking to improve his position.
Dispatch Regulator gets back to full guard.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Dispatch Regulator can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Argento controls the pace. Dispatch Regulator has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. Argento preventing the sweep. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that's the end of the fight! Chronian Dispatch Regulator showed his dominance in that final round. I think Dispatch Regulator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28 Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28 Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chronian Dispatch Regulator! During a confident post fight interview, Chronian Dispatch Regulator thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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