PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lenny McClean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny English (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClean comes to the cage accompanied by Bodies - Drowning Pool. On his way into the cage it seems that Lenny McClean has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lenny McClean seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McClean
vs
English

195 cm
22
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
24
275 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lenny McClean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny English!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Glass and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClean throws a series of strikes that have English backpedaling.

It looks like Johnny English has been cut.
Some wild striking there from McClean.
English throws a combination that misses
and McClean counters with a two punch combo.
A solid body kick from English.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
English throws a looping overhand right but McClean ducks down to avoid it.
McClean throws an overhand right that lands on English's shoulder, as English tries to avoid the shot.
McClean fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McClean wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
English throws a sloppy head kick
and McClean counters with a nice uppercut.
McClean throws a nice looking combination but English bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McClean misses with a double jab
and English counters with a solid body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
English throws a head kick but McClean moves out of range.
Lenny McClean seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
English tries to score with a low kick but McClean moves his leg out of the way.
McClean swinging wilding here.
McClean lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but English circles away quickly and effectively.
McClean throws out a loose jab but English uses good head movement to avoid it.
McClean looks to land a left hand but English moved out of range nicely.
McClean fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McClean throws a shot from downtown. English moves away and avoids it.
McClean connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McClean lands a nice shot that snaps English's head back.
English ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McClean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but English was well out of range. Poor timing from McClean.
McClean throws a series of strikes that have English backpedaling.
English throws a combination that misses
and McClean counters with a lovely shot to the body.
McClean loads up on a big right hand but English slips the punch.
McClean avoids the body shot from English.
Nice defenses there by English.
McClean ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for McClean.
McClean cracks English with a good jab.
English blocks a jab.
McClean moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
English throws a quick head kick that skims the top of McClean's head.

It looks like Lenny McClean has been cut.
McClean cracks English with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
English tries to clinch up but McClean circles away and keeps his distance.
English missing with a left hand there. McClean was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McClean thows a left - swing and a miss!
McClean swats away the attempt to clinch by English.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from McClean misses the target.
English wants to clinch.
McClean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by English.
English throws a leg kick that misses.
McClean lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from English.
McClean throws a lazy right hand but English sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lenny McClean dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McClean throws a jab when English was well out of range.
McClean stalks English and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into English's face. English staggers backwards, shaken.
English throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McClean.
McClean is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McClean takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McClean scores with a nice head shot.
McClean throws a combination that misses
and English counters with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McClean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by English.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting McClean here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
English ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nice shot lands for English.
McClean ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.

English has McClean up against the cage in a clinch.

English breaks the clinch.
Lenny McClean is winning the standup battle so far.
English misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from English.
English blocks a jab.
A jab lands there for McClean.
McClean lands a nice shot to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from McClean misses the target.
English scores with a head kick.
McClean throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClean misses with a jab to the body
and English counters with a low kick, right behind McClean 's knee.
English throws a head kick but McClean moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McClean crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from English - the referee stops the clock and McClean gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says English. McClean manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from English.
English misses with a head kick.
English uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McClean.
McClean throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McClean throws a predictable looking body shot
and English counters with a slapping leg kick.
McClean throws a right and a left that English avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
English lands a really nice looking cross but McClean seems unphased.
McClean throws a lazy right hand but English sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McClean throws a series of punches but English moves out of range.
McClean misses with a double jab
and English counters with a nice body kick.
Lenny McClean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
English lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

English breaks from the clinch.
English throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
English lands with a slapping head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McClean lands with an overhand left.
McClean throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and English counters with a thumping low kick.
McClean misses with a jab to the body
enabling English to counter with a crisp jab.
English slips under a jab.
McClean lands a body shot.
McClean swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and English counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
English lands an overhand right.
English swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McClean counters with a three punch combo that has English backing up. English nods at McClean to acknowledge the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny English showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

English misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McClean misses with a combination
and English counters with a nice leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from English.
English moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McClean on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by English. English obviously looking to wear him down.
English waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract McClean.
McClean misses with a combination
and English counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McClean showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from English.
McClean falls off balance throwing a combination
and English counters with a big head kick but McClean shrugs it off.
McClean has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from English finds it's way round the side to connect with McClean's head.
McClean misses with a straight right.
English pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McClean misses with a double jab.
A swing and a miss from McClean.
McClean falls off balance throwing a combination
and English counters with a big head kick but McClean shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
English tries to clinch up but McClean circles away and keeps his distance.
McClean lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
English throws a head kick but McClean moves out of range.
A head kick misses from English.
McClean misses the body punch
and English makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Some wild striking there from McClean.
McClean blocks a head kick by English.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClean swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
English misses with a head kick.
McClean scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McClean swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
English takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McClean misses with a double jab
and English counters with a good low kick that McClean was not able to check.
English fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McClean throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McClean lands with a shot to the body.
English misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McClean throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McClean throws a big shot that misses.
McClean throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McClean misses with a double jab.
McClean throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
English tries a head kick but it misses.
McClean's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and McClean duly obliges.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny English comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well English has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny English!