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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexis Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ass Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alexis Stone has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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280 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alexis Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ass Turd !
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Turd lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Turd stalling.
Turd drops an elbow to the side of Stone's head.
Stone striking from the bottom.
Turd looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Turd is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Stone is just riding it out for now. Turd eventually gives up the hold.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Turd has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Stone defend it? Turd steps over the head and cranks it - Stone is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Turd !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ass Turd !
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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