PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kryten Mechanoid (ranked 2829 p4p, 3129 weight class) and Oscar Spencer (ranked 300 p4p, 336 weight class). Mechanoid comes to the ring accompanied by It's Cold Outside. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Mechanoid
vs
Spencer

195 cm
26
255
1 - 0 - 0

198 cm
25
283
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Heavy handed

Pulling Guard

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kryten Mechanoid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Oscar Spencer!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Spencer. Those never looked like landing.
Mechanoid looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Spencer slaps away a takedown attempt from Mechanoid, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Spencer scores with a punch to the head.
Mechanoid ducks under a wild hook from Spencer.
Mechanoid fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kryten Mechanoid. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Mechanoid shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Mechanoid is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Mechanoid missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mechanoid not doing much here.
Mechanoid has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mechanoid thows a huge punch but Spencer dodges it nicely.
Spencer looks like he's trying to stand up.
Mechanoid looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Nice strikes from Mechanoid there.
Mechanoid content to control rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Spencer is in trouble now - Mechanoid has advanced to mount!
Mechanoid can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Spencer is looking to escape.
Mechanoid unloading with bombs!
Mechanoid trying to control but he's not successful this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Spencer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mechanoid with the ground and pound from mount.
Mechanoid looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mechanoid is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Mechanoid connects with a bit shot that sees Spencer covering up! More strikes from Mechanoid and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Mechanoid is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kryten Mechanoid!
A relieved looking Kryten Mechanoid thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Oscar Spencer spoke after the fight, saying 'Slow learner'.