PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Butt Hart Cock Felt (ranked 4996 p4p, 4258 weight class) and Wyatt ONeil (ranked 266 p4p, 243 weight class). Cock Felt comes to the cage accompanied by i'm not gay. Butt Hart Cock Felt could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Wyatt ONeil's chin.

Cock Felt
vs
ONeil

167 cm
18
145
2 - 1 - 0

170 cm
24
146
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Butt Hart Cock Felt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wyatt ONeil!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.

Cock Felt gets caught flat footed, as ONeil shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

ONeil drops back looking for a leg! Cock Felt is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cock Felt manages to kick ONeil off! ONeil jumps back into Cock Felt's guard.

ONeil got a little sloppy there for a moment and Cock Felt has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, ONeil has managed to get both his arms back between Cock Felt's legs - danger averted.
ONeil slips nicely into half guard.
Nice strikes from ONeil there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Cock Felt's coaches at London MMA Club have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
ONeil's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like ONeil might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
ONeil winds up and cracks Cock Felt with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
ONeil lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
ONeil working over Cock Felt with some ground and pound. Cock Felt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
ONeil working Cock Felt over with strikes.
ONeil not doing much here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cock Felt looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
ONeil is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. ONeil lands a nice short elbow.

Cock Felt is rocked!
Cock Felt is breathing heavily.
ONeil lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Oh Cock Felt is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
ONeil has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
ONeil is controlling the pace.
ONeil lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Cock Felt! More strikes land and this one is all over! ONeil jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wyatt ONeil!
Butt Hart Cock Felt was interviewed post fight and said 'well at least i got a -good feel- on my opponent.'.