PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kody David (ranked 4064 p4p, 4307 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kody David is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

David
vs
Nukem

182 cm
25
145
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
26
138
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kody David!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David circles away from the clinch attempt
and David counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Nukem gets in close and instigates a clinch.
David is trying to break free.
David tries to break free but Nukem pushes him back against the cage.
Nukem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nukem misses with a short punch on the inside.
David blocking some punches.
Nukem has David pushed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Nukem.
Nukem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
David blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nukem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Davids head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nukem.
David has had enough of the clinch but Nukem keeps him there for the moment.
Nukem scores with a shoulder strike.
David blocks a body shot from Nukem.
Nukem lands a left hand that snaps the head of David backwards.
Nukem lands a shoulder strike.
David blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Nukem scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nukem scores with a shoulder strike.
David tries to break free but Nukem pushes him back against the cage.
Nukem displaying some good clinch control by pressing David up against the cage.

David breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but David paws at him with a jab and circles away.
David looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nukem closes the distance but David moves to the side
and David connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nukem tries to clinch up but David circles away and keeps his distance.
Nukem fails in his attempt to clinch.

Nukem closes the distance and clinches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nukem throws a head punch that misses.
Nukem lands a right hand.
David really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nukem just leaning against David, taking a breather.
A short right from Nukem on the inside.
Nukem scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nukem scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Come on Nukem - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
David blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nukem lands a body punch.
A bit of stalling here from Nukem.
Nukem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nukem slows down the pace here.
Nukem scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nukem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
David tries to circle away but Nukem has him pinned against the cage.
Nukem lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem working some nice short punches in the clinch.
David blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nukem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nukem misses with the head strike.
Nukem misses with some punches.
Nukem lands a hook that snaps the head of David backwards.
Nukem holding his opponent close, against the cage.
David blocks an uppercut.
David can't break the clinch.
David is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
David looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukem lands with a short shot to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Duke Nukem dominated that round.
That's time! David's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but David paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nukem wants to clinch.

Nukem closes the distance and clinches.
Nice body punch from Nukem - that landed with a thud.
Nukem throws a punch but it's blocked by David.
Nukem lands a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
David can't break the clinch.
David is trying to break free.
Nukem pushes David back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nukem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nukem has a couple of punches blocked by David.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem stalling in the clinch.
Nukem lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nukem creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

David is rocked!
Nukem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oh David is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nukem creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nukem gets through David's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nukem lands with a left to the head.
Nukem presses David against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Duke Nukem seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nukem prevents David from breaking the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nukem lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nukem has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nukem creates a bit of space for himself and rocks David with a big uppercut! David tries to clinch up but Nukem pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples David to the mat! David covers up and Nukem unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Duke Nukem!