PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Betty Crocker (ranked 2823 p4p, 3413 weight class) and Jerman Christ (ranked 430 p4p, 383 weight class). Betty Crocker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crocker
vs
Christ

185 cm
25
210
7 - 4 - 0

195 cm
26
205
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Netherlands Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Betty Crocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jerman Christ!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crocker throws a jab but it's blocked by Christ.
Crocker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Christ counters with a series of strikes. Crocker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Crocker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Christ scores with a sloppy right hand. Crocker should have avoided that one.
Crocker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Christ counters with a left to the body.
Crocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Christ counters with a stiff right hand.
Christ misses with an uppercut
and Crocker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Christ drops Crocker with a beautiful combination! Crocker stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Christ is looking for the KO!

Crocker is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crocker drops his hands momentarily and Christ needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Crocker just on the top of the head. Crocker drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Crocker - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jerman Christ!
A relieved looking Jerman Christ thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.