PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Waffles (ranked 2424 p4p, 5303 weight class) and Autobot Two (ranked 125 p4p, 219 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Waffles
vs
Two

202 cm
19
300
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kurt Waffles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Autobot Two!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Waffles has Two up against the cage in a clinch.
Waffles leaning his opponent against the cage.
Two tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Two stalling in the clinch but Waffles improves position.
Waffles scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Autobot Two has been cut.
Waffles stalling.
Two swings wildly with an uppercut but Waffles uses good head movement to avoid it.
Waffles throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Twos head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Two's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Waffles lands a right hand that snaps the head of Two backwards.

That has opened up Autobot Two's cut even more.
Waffles blocks a body shot from Two.
Two goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Two working aggressively here.
Waffles has Two pressed against the cage, preventing Two from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two prevents a body shot from Waffles.
Two struggles to land a body shot inside as Waffles controls his hands.
Two working aggressively here.
Waffles is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Two is defending well for now.
Two misses with the head strike.
Waffles scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Waffles lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Two backwards.

Two is rocked!
Waffles is pushing Two up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Two tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Waffles smiles and moves away.
Two fails in his attempt to clinch.
Waffles thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two wants to clinch.

Two tries to keep at a distance but Waffles has taken the fight into the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Waffles.
Two misses with some punches.
Two misses with a punch on the inside.
Two jumps guard but Waffles stands there with Two around his waist. Two gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Waffles controlling the action here for a moment.
Waffles taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Two fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Waffles throws a head punch that misses.
Waffles has Two pressed against the cage.
Two tries to throw a body punch but Waffles avoids it by throwing Two back against the cage.
Waffles definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Waffles blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Waffles creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

The cut above Autobot Two's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Two struggles to land a body shot inside as Waffles controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Waffles.
Two looks winded!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Waffles takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Waffles scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Waffles lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

Waffles drops Two onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Two is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Two is still on wobbly legs! Can Waffles finish him?

Autobot Two's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Come on Waffles - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Two being controlled against the cage.
Waffles mutters something to Two before pushing him back against the cage. As Two comes back towards him, Waffles unloads a hook from the very depths of hell that knocks Two clean out! Oh. My. God. That is some seriously brutal stuff right there! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurt Waffles!
Kurt Waffles tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.