PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Boss (ranked 4459 p4p, 5598 weight class) and Bobo Peanerbutt (ranked 554 p4p, 607 weight class). Peanerbutt has chosen Back in the 90s as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Bobo Peanerbutt looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Boss
vs
Peanerbutt

193 cm
18
214
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
205
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Primal

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hugo Boss!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bobo Peanerbutt!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Boss scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Boss working the ground and pound from side control.

Boss tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Boss has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Boss is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Peanerbutt knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boss tries to advance to mount but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boss working the ground and pound but Peanerbutt is defending the strikes.
Boss working away.
Peanerbutt tries to buck Boss off but Boss is having none of it.
An elbow from Boss crashes against the mat.
Peanerbutt is trying to get back to half guard.

Boss is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Peanerbutt knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boss fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Boss misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Boss wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Peanerbutt, who protects the arm well.
Peanerbutt tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Boss wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Boss has hold of Peanerbutt's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Peanerbutt seems comfortable defending it but Boss has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Peanerbutt is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Peanerbutt is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Boss couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hugo Boss!
Hugo Boss is the new light heavyweight champion!