PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Never Hurry (ranked 2753 p4p, 4084 weight class) and Ulysses Blazkov (ranked 323 p4p, 457 weight class). Blazkov has chosen Roar Of A Lion as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hurry
vs
Blazkov

198 cm
30
271
11 - 8 - 0

194 cm
41
268
34 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Stoner's Killer Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Never Hurry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ulysses Blazkov!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hurry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blazkov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A big left from Blazkov misses.
Hurry swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Blazkov misses with a hook. Hurry ducked under it nicely.
Blazkov missing with a left hand there. Hurry was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blazkov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blazkov. Hurry does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hurry throws a nice head kick!
Hurry misses with a straight left.
We've been informed that Blazkov has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hurry throws a head kick that misses.
A left and a right from Hurry both land. Nice combination.
Blazkov throws a lazy right hand but Hurry sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hurry avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hurry fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Blazkov manages to avoid it.
Blazkov looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hurry lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Hurry.

It looks like Ulysses Blazkov has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hurry is looking to clinch.
Hurry closes the distance but Blazkov moves to the side
and Blazkov counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hurry fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Blazkov throws out a loose jab but Hurry uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkov throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hurry.
Blazkov keeps the fight on the outside.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Blazkov! But no joy.
Hurry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blazkov misses with a leg kick
and Hurry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Blazkov misses with a wild body shot.
Hurry avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hurry looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hurry displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hurry wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hurry looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hurry dips to his left and cracks Blazkov with an uppercut!

Hurry gets in close and instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hurry lands a nice uppercut.
Hurry blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blazkov tries to land knees in the clinch but Hurry avoids the damage to the body.
Blazkov struggles to land a body shot inside as Hurry controls his hands.
Blazkov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Hurry scores with a nice short uppercut.

Hurry breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hurry throws a head kick but Blazkov moves out of range.
Hurry connects with a single shot there.
Hurry misses with a jab, cross combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hurry.
A swing and a miss from Blazkov.
Blazkov throws a leg kick but Hurry checks it.

Hurry closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Blazkov scores with a nice hook to the head.

Hurry breaks the clinch.
Hurry tests Blazkov's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Hurry closes the distance and clinches.
Blazkov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blazkov tries a body shot but Hurry blocks it.

Hurry breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hurry blocks a jab.
Hurry misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hurry with a nice cross.

Hurry rushes Blazkov and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Blazkov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blazkov misses with a punch to the body.
Blazkov tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Blazkov misses with some punches.
Blazkov misses with a punch on the inside.
Blazkov struggles to land a body shot inside as Hurry controls his hands.
Blazkov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Hurry scores with a nice short uppercut.
Blazkov comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Never Hurry has been cut.
Blazkov lands a nice knee to the body.
Blazkov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hurry softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Blazkov tries to throw a body punch but Hurry avoids it by throwing Blazkov back against the cage.
Blazkov misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Hurry escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blazkov moves forwards but Hurry connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hurry takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Blazkov takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Blazkov throws a low kick, looking for Hurry's leg but Hurry calmly moves out of range.
Hurry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Hurry clinches up with Blazkov and pushes him back against the cage.
Blazkov tries to throw a body punch but Hurry avoids it by throwing Blazkov back against the cage.
Blazkov doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hurry is working Blazkov over against the cage.
Hurry blocks a body shot from Blazkov.
Blazkov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Hurry's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Hurry moves into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Hurry breaks the clinch.
Blazkov throws a hook but Hurry avoids it easily.
It looked like Hurry wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hurry moves away from the strike by Blazkov.
Blazkov wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A big right from Blazkov misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Never Hurry dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hurry lands with a kick to the temple. Blazkov shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Blazkov looks to throw the jab but Hurry is out of range.
Hurry is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Blazkov can do to turn this around?
Hurry cracks Blazkov with a good jab.
Hurry staying out of range there.
Blazkov walks into a jab.
Hurry staying out of range there.
Hurry checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hurry dodges the punch combination from Blazkov.
Never Hurry is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Blazkov is looking to land body kicks.
Blazkov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hurry lands a jab to the nose.
Hurry connects with a body shot that sends Blazkov's belly button to the back.
Blazkov gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blazkov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Blazkov is rocked!
and Hurry counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Blazkov! He's just covering up as Hurry starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Never Hurry!
A relieved looking Never Hurry thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Ulysses Blazkov stepped up to the mic, saying 'I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I got the looks. That drives the girls wild. I got the moves. That really move them. I send chills. Up and down their spine. I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy) I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy) I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)'.