PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toni Camacho (ranked 5604 p4p, 2957 weight class) and The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 224 p4p, 135 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Camacho
vs
Cock Muncher

209 cm
18
300
0 - 1 - 0

210 cm
26
290
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Toni Camacho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Eddie Farnsworth and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Camacho lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cock Muncher takes one on the button.

It looks like The Pdo Cock Muncher has been cut.
Cock Muncher slips under a jab.
Camacho looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Camacho scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cock Muncher doesn't seem bothered though.
Cock Muncher takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Camacho lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Camacho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Cock Muncher was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Camacho throws a right hand that Cock Muncher ducks under and follows up with a left that Cock Muncher also avoids with ease.
Camacho lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cock Muncher at a distance.
Cock Muncher pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Camacho fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cock Muncher misses with a combination
and Camacho connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Camacho throws out a powerful jab.
A jab from Camacho misses.
Camacho bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cock Muncher's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camacho jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Camacho lands with a nice body punch.
Camacho scores with a nice head shot.

Cock Muncher is rocked!
Camacho lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Cock Muncher - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Camacho!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Toni Camacho!
A relieved looking Toni Camacho thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.