PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Fuck Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Dusavik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fart
vs
Dusavik

185 cm
19
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
20
154 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Plays chess

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fuck Fart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Henry Dusavik!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fart misses with a body kick.
Fart has a takedown stuffed.
Fart shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dusavik as he avoids it easily.
Fart misses with the combination.
Dusavik scores with a body shot.
A punch combination from Dusavik misses.
Fart fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fart wants to clinch up but Dusavik keeps it at a distance.
Dusavik wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dusavik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dusavik takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dusavik lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dusavik.
Fart misses with a body shot
and Dusavik counters with a leg kick.

Dusavik darts in and clinches Fart up against the cage.
Fart has had enough of the clinch but Dusavik keeps him there for the moment.
Dusavik throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fart blocks it with crossed arms.

Dusavik escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Dusavik fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Fart fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dusavik prevents the takedown attempt.

Fart breaks from the clinch.
Dusavik thows a body shot but no joy.
Fart is looking to clinch but Dusavik is avoiding it.
Fart gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Dusavik counters with a left to the body.
Fart with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dusavik counters with a nice body kick.
Fart is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dusavik just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart throws a combination that misses
and Dusavik makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Fart really felt that one!
Fart misses with a takedown
and Dusavik counters with a nice body kick.

Dusavik shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dusavik showed some decent athleticism there.
Dusavik is thwarting Fart's attempts to control the position.
Fart blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dusavik.
Fart wants to improve his position but Dusavik is controlling well.
Dusavik thows a huge punch but Fart dodges it nicely.
Fart really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Dusavik is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Fart has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fart tries to roll over but Dusavik keeps him under control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dusavik looks to land a strike but Fart avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Dusavik postures up.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Dusavik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dusavik lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fart misses with a takedown attempt

and Dusavik counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dusavik.
Dusavik wants a takedown.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dusavik.

Fart manages to break the clinch.

Dusavik has managed to clinch.
Fart fails to pull guard.

Fart breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dusavik moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dusavik looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fart tries to clinch up
and Dusavik counters with a good, hard body kick but Fart shrugs it off.
Fart with a poor takedown
and Dusavik makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Fart really felt that one!
Dusavik cracks the inside of Fart's front leg.
Fart fails with the takedown
and Dusavik counters with a good low kick that Fart was not able to check.
Dusavik circles away from the clinch attempt

so Dusavik counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Dusavik thows a big elbow that misses.
Dusavik trying to control but Fart is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Dusavik dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fart fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dusavik lands a with a good body shot.
Fart wants to clinch.
Dusavik is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fart rather than just go for the knockout.
Fart tries for a takedown but Dusavik circles away easily
and Dusavik counters with a good low kick that Fart was not able to check.
Fart tries for a takedown but Dusavik circles away easily
and Dusavik counters with a nice uppercut.
Dusavik keeps the fight on the outside.
Fart scores with a push kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dusavik makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Fart really felt that one!

Dusavik has Fart up against the cage in a clinch.
Fart prevents Dusavik from breaking the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dusavik wants to break free but Fart has control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dusavik is trying to break free.
Fart is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dusavik is keeping busy.
Dusavik wants a takedown but no success here.

Fart pulls guard.
Dusavik postures up.
Dusavik tries to free his leg and advance position but Fart is retaining full guard.
Dusavik stops Fart from standing up.

Dusavik decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Fart, up you get!
Fuck Fart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fart shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

so Dusavik counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dusavik pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fart is keeping the position for now.
Fart is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dusavik thows a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fart keeping full guard, as Dusavik tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fart is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Fart trying to pass the guard but Dusavik defending well.
Fart wants to get back to his feet.
Fart is tying to control. Dusavik wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dusavik wants to get back to full guard.
Dusavik is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fart scores with a couple of nice shots.
Fart trying to control from half guard but Dusavik is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fart is pressing down on Dusavik's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dusavik is holding on for now.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Fart misses with a leg kick

and Dusavik counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Fart is trying to control but can't.

Dusavik looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Fart tries to roll over but Dusavik keeps him under control.
Fart missing with punches from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dusavik wants to work for an arm triangle but Fart is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Fart kicks off Dusavik and gets to his feet.
Dusavik cracks a nice hook into Fart's ribs.
Dusavik lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fart backs up against the cage.

Dusavik moves into range and clinches up with Fart.

Dusavik breaks the clinch.
Dusavik thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Fart if he has to take too many more of those.
Dusavik cracks Fart with an open hand slap.
Dusavik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Dusavik drives through and clinches with Fart against the cage.
Dusavik wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Dusavik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Dusavik showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Dusavik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fart.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fart is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dusavik is keeping busy.

Dusavik pulls guard successfully.
Dusavik manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fart manages to get himself to full guard.
Fart can't keep his opponent in guard - Dusavik advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dusavik drops an elbow to the side of Fart's head.
Fart trying to hold on to Dusavik's head to control him but Dusavik postures up.

Dusavik is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fart doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dusavik.
Dusavik has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fart is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dusavik scores with a couple of nice shots.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dusavik moves into full mount! Fart won't be happy about that!

Dusavik has control of Fart's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Fart regains control of the situation pretty easily.

Dusavik throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Fart has his hands clasped together but Dusavik breaks the hold and Fart is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Dusavik!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Henry Dusavik!