PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wade Kinsella (ranked 3390 p4p, 6244 weight class) and Small Dude (ranked 418 p4p, 559 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Small Dude was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kinsella
vs
Dude

177 cm
25
176
2 - 1 - 0

168 cm
18
175
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Phoenix Island

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wade Kinsella!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Small Dude!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude scores with a jab.
Dude has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kinsella.
Kinsella scores with a push kick.
Dude takes a swing at Kinsella's ribcage but misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kinsella.
Kinsella moves out of range of the strikes.
Dude is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kinsella sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kinsella throwing a counter right hand but Dude manages to avoid it.
Kinsella looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dude swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kinsella lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dude takes one to the chin there.
Dude just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Kinsella was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Kinsella throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kinsella steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dude.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kinsella displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dude throws out the jab.
Kinsella throws a head kick that Dude semi-blocks.
Kinsella throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dude looks winded!
Dude misses with a right hand
and Kinsella counters with a nice leg kick.
Dude takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
An inside leg kick lands from Kinsella.
Dude closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kinsella circles away.
Kinsella throwing a counter right hand but Dude manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Kinsella.
Kinsella jabs Dude right on the nose. Dude blinks but takes it well.

Kinsella lands a big head kick that sends Dude tumbling to the mat! Kinsella takes a step backwards and waves Dude back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dude is rocked!

It looks like Small Dude has been cut.
Kinsella throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dude is still on wobbly legs! Can Kinsella finish him?
Dude circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Kinsella. Dude falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Kinsella!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wade Kinsella!
A very excited looking Wade Kinsella made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.