PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yee Ha (ranked 4966 p4p, 5886 weight class) and The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pdo Cock Muncher has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Ha
vs
Cock Muncher

225 cm
18
300
1 - 1 - 0

210 cm
25
290
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yee Ha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Sergei Dronov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ha drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Cock Muncher pushes Ha off and gets back to his feet.

Ha has managed to clinch.

Ha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch but Ha swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Ha feints and as Cock Muncher raises his hands in defense, Ha changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

The fighters are working up against the cage. Cock Muncher manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Cock Muncher drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ha gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Ha wants to break free but Cock Muncher has control.
Ha tries to land knees in the clinch but Cock Muncher avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock Muncher is trying to break the clinch but Ha is controlling him.

Cock Muncher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher wants to clinch.
Ha is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Cock Muncher.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ha throws a sloppy head kick and Cock Muncher moves out of range easily.
Cock Muncher let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ha fails with the takedown.
Cock Muncher wants to clinch.
Ha tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Cock Muncher manages to circle out of the way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ha avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ha changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cock Muncher moves in looking to clinch but Ha pushes him off.

Cock Muncher tries to keep at a distance but Ha has taken the fight into the clinch.

Ha lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Cock Muncher kicks off Ha and gets to his feet.
Ha is breathing heavily.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha is having none of it.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ha paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ha changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up but Ha circles away and keeps his distance.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ha is looking to counter with head kicks.
Ha avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ha keeps the fight on the outside.
Ha throws a big counter combination but Cock Muncher scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha moves out of range.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha moves out of range.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch but Ha is avoiding it.
Nice shot lands for Ha.

Ha looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Cock Muncher!

Cock Muncher explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha moves out of range.
Ha shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cock Muncher defends it nicely.
Cock Muncher appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cock Muncher wants to clinch.
Cock Muncher moves in looking to clinch but Ha pushes him off.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch but Ha is avoiding it.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up but Ha circles away and keeps his distance.
Ha attempts a counter takedown but Cock Muncher avoids it well and moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yee Ha will probably get the nod.
That's time! Ha's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cock Muncher wants to clinch up but Ha keeps it at a distance.
Ha shoots and misses
and Cock Muncher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cock Muncher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yee Ha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up but Ha circles away and keeps his distance.
Ha tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Cock Muncher manages to circle out of the way.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cock Muncher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cock Muncher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ha feinted with a counter takedown.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha is having none of it.
Ha is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Cock Muncher.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock Muncher wants to clinch up but Ha keeps it at a distance.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch but Ha swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but Ha moves out of range.

Ha clinches up with Cock Muncher and pushes him back against the cage.
Cock Muncher tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ha just stands there and leans against the cage.

Ha gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Cock Muncher regains guard.

Cock Muncher manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cock Muncher gets underhooks to prevent Ha's takedown attempt.
Ha has Cock Muncher pressed against the cage.
Cock Muncher tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ha smiles and moves away.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch there but Ha circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch there but Ha circles away.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cock Muncher doesn't manage to clinch there - Ha circles away.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch but Ha is avoiding it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cock Muncher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up but Ha circles away and keeps his distance.
Cock Muncher doesn't manage to clinch there - Ha circles away.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up.
Ha circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch.
Cock Muncher wants to clinch.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch there but Ha circles away.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch there but Ha circles away.
Ha throws a lazy uppercut
letting Cock Muncher counter with a right hand.

It looks like Yee Ha has been cut.
The Pdo Cock Muncher is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Ha moves into the clinch.
Cock Muncher jumps guard but Ha stands there with Cock Muncher around his waist. Cock Muncher gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Yee Ha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Pdo Cock Muncher.
Cock Muncher tries to pull guard but Ha forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ha is pressed up against the cage. Cock Muncher has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ha down to the mat. Ha avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ha swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ha shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cock Muncher but Cock Muncher pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Yee Ha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch.
Ha seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cock Muncher doesn't manage to clinch there - Ha circles away.
Cock Muncher fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ha attempts a counter takedown but Cock Muncher avoids it well and moves away.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ha paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yee Ha dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yee Ha's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cock Muncher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ha is looking to counter the offense by Cock Muncher and move into the clinch.
Ha keeps the fight on the outside.
Cock Muncher doesn't manage to clinch there - Ha circles away.
Ha attempts a counter takedown but Cock Muncher avoids it well and moves away.

Ha rushes Cock Muncher and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cock Muncher wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cock Muncher is trying to pull guard but Ha turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cock Muncher has Ha pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Ha manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cock Muncher is pressed up against the cage. Ha has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cock Muncher down to the mat. Cock Muncher avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Ha gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cock Muncher is trying to break the clinch but Ha is controlling him.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cock Muncher is trying to break the clinch but Ha is controlling him.
Cock Muncher has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ha is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Yee Ha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Pdo Cock Muncher.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ha tightens his grip and picks Cock Muncher up, before dumping him to the ground. Cock Muncher manages to land in guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Cock Muncher manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cock Muncher keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ha's efforts to push away.
Cock Muncher is trying to drag Ha to the mat but Ha just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ha tries to break the clinch but Cock Muncher is controlling the position.
Cock Muncher is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ha keeps control of Cock Muncher as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cock Muncher is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Cock Muncher tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ha just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ha with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cock Muncher has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ha is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Ha is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Cock Muncher can't fight it off and eventually Ha manages to take the fight to the floor. Cock Muncher looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Cock Muncher has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Ha off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yee Ha is winning the standup battle so far.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ha swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cock Muncher moves in looking to clinch but Ha pushes him off.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch there but Ha circles away.
Ha tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Cock Muncher manages to circle out of the way.
Cock Muncher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch but Ha swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ha avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ha manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ha throws a quick counter head kick but Cock Muncher was just out of range.
Cock Muncher moves in looking to clinch but Ha pushes him off.
Cock Muncher wants to clinch up but Ha keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cock Muncher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cock Muncher fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ha swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ha looks for a takedown but Cock Muncher sprawls well.
Cock Muncher looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch but Ha swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ha is looking for a counter combo.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Pdo Cock Muncher has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yee Ha is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cock Muncher fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ha throws a big counter combination but Cock Muncher scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yee Ha showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ha, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:28
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yee Ha!