PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Zweihander (ranked 2702 p4p, 3659 weight class) and Kimbo Wahwah (ranked 290 p4p, 393 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Kimbo Wahwah enters the cage!

Zweihander
vs
Wahwah

219 cm
23
265
7 - 5 - 0

170 cm
22
280
3 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kurt Zweihander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kimbo Wahwah!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zweihander slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Zweihander lands with a hook. Wahwah tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wahwah jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zweihander checks a low kick from Wahwah.
Zweihander throws a body punch but Wahwah moves out of range.

Zweihander sends Wahwah crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Zweihander is motioning to the referee to let Wahwah up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zweihander throws a sloppy head kick and Wahwah moves out of range easily.
Zweihander backing away here, and Wahwah unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Zweihander darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Wahwah's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Zweihander before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurt Zweihander!
During a confident post fight interview, Kurt Zweihander thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.