PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Giggle Valentine (ranked 1302 p4p, 2209 weight class) and Aleksi Heimo (ranked 76 p4p, 121 weight class). Aleksi Heimo has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Giggle Valentine's chin.

Valentine
vs
Heimo

167 cm
27
140
17 - 12 - 0

169 cm
34
146
14 - 28 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Giggle Valentine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aleksi Heimo!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Heimo. Valentine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Heimo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Heimo misses with a hook to the body
and Valentine counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Heimo tests Valentine's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Heimo is looking to score with low kicks.
Valentine looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Heimo connects with a nice looking jab.
Valentine moves out of range of the leg kick from Heimo.
It looked like Valentine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Heimo scores with a nice strike.
Heimo misses with a hook to the body

and Valentine counters with a crisp right hand that drops Heimo! Valentine lets Heimo back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Heimo is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Heimo lands with an uppercut that bounces Valentine off the cage and back into range.
Heimo is still on wobbly legs! Can Valentine finish him?
Valentine moves in close and cracks Heimo with a massive right hand! Heimo, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Valentine!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Giggle Valentine!