PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fart Master (ranked 4647 p4p, 4047 weight class) and Robert Kalama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalama has chosen Stuck on you - Lionel Richie as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Master
vs
Kalama

212 cm
19
288
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
18
270
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fart Master!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robert Kalama!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalama drops his hands momentarily and Master takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Robert Kalama has been cut.

Master lands a big uppercut and Kalama crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kalama looks OK. Master waves Kalama back to his feet!

Kalama is rocked!
Master circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Kalama tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Master wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fart Master!
A less than humble Fart Master misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Robert Kalama spoke after the fight, saying 'I know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain, girl I'm leaving you... right now'.