PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Monster Anus (ranked 4054 p4p, 4154 weight class) and Jamall Stephens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Anus
vs
Stephens

167 cm
18
130
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
143
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monster Anus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jamall Stephens !
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick by Anus misses
and Stephens finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Anus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Anus is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stephens .

It looks like Monster Anus has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stephens looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Anus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stephens .
As Stephens tries to get set, Anus tries to push him back and clinch up but Stephens manages to avoid the attempt.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Stephens tries for a takedown but Anus manages to get underhooks.
Stephens is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stephens is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Anus to keep the fight standing.
Stephens is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Anus to keep the fight standing.
Monster Anus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jamall Stephens .

Stephens escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stephens lands a big head kick that sends Anus tumbling to the mat! Stephens takes a step backwards and waves Anus back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Anus is rocked!
Stephens shoots in for a takedown but Anus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Oh Anus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Stephens lands a huge takedown. Anus is out but the ref is slow to react and Stephens lands 3 more undefended punches before the fight is stopped. Brutal finish. Anus lies on the canvas for a good minute before the doctors bring him round. Good to see he's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jamall Stephens !